Faces:
Lebron - Cemented his legacy as a top 5 GOAT and as the unstoppable Brock/Undertaker figure of the association
Wade - Bret of the NBA after Mr. McRiley pulled the Miami Screwjob and sent him packing to WCB (World Chicago Basketball)
Westbrook - The world will never forget the moment KD superkicked young Sabo, threw him through the barbershop window glass, and tore up their Sports Illustrated centerfold
Spurs - The Chris Jerichos of the company, veteran talent who put over younger ones but still compete in the main event and for championships
Rose + Knicks - The Daniel Bryans, the unlucky team with shytty health who people wanna see win but are always being held down by inept management
Wiggins + Towns + Lavine - The Shield of the NBA. The young upstarts everybody knows is gonna be a problem in a couple years time
Kobe - The HBK of the basketball world, gone but never forgotten
Heels:
KD - new Warriors order
D12 - The company's top cowardly heel
Harden - The no defense playing, flopping, ref manipulating, bearded Bray Wyatt figure who keeps jobbing out to other stars
Draymond - Lowblows opponents and shoot fights fans, literally a real-life heel
76ers - The comedy heel jobbers. Joel Embiid that wrestler who got hurt over a year ago but still shows up with his crutches or cast and interferes in matches
Wizards FO - Ernie Grunfeld like Vince Russo, running his company into the ground and no one can stop him
Pat Riley - I didn't screw D-Wade. D-Wade screwed D-Wade
Tweener:
Boogie - The CM Punk of the NBA, talented with attitude issues who rubs people the wrong way but who fans are still rooting for
Lebron - Cemented his legacy as a top 5 GOAT and as the unstoppable Brock/Undertaker figure of the association
Wade - Bret of the NBA after Mr. McRiley pulled the Miami Screwjob and sent him packing to WCB (World Chicago Basketball)
Westbrook - The world will never forget the moment KD superkicked young Sabo, threw him through the barbershop window glass, and tore up their Sports Illustrated centerfold
Spurs - The Chris Jerichos of the company, veteran talent who put over younger ones but still compete in the main event and for championships
Rose + Knicks - The Daniel Bryans, the unlucky team with shytty health who people wanna see win but are always being held down by inept management
Wiggins + Towns + Lavine - The Shield of the NBA. The young upstarts everybody knows is gonna be a problem in a couple years time
Kobe - The HBK of the basketball world, gone but never forgotten
Heels:
KD - new Warriors order
D12 - The company's top cowardly heel
Harden - The no defense playing, flopping, ref manipulating, bearded Bray Wyatt figure who keeps jobbing out to other stars
Draymond - Lowblows opponents and shoot fights fans, literally a real-life heel
76ers - The comedy heel jobbers. Joel Embiid that wrestler who got hurt over a year ago but still shows up with his crutches or cast and interferes in matches
Wizards FO - Ernie Grunfeld like Vince Russo, running his company into the ground and no one can stop him
Pat Riley - I didn't screw D-Wade. D-Wade screwed D-Wade
Tweener:
Boogie - The CM Punk of the NBA, talented with attitude issues who rubs people the wrong way but who fans are still rooting for