Who Are Worse: Beer Snobs Or Weed Snobs?

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It does, but the chances of a beer snob not finding a brew he likes isn't as minuscule as a weed snob coming to smoke without his shyt or means to get the shyt he's steady whining about while smoking YOUR shyt. What's worse than a weedhead who ain't never holding when it's time to smoke, smokes your shyt 'cause he supposedly ain't got nothing to smoke, and stays complaining? I can see it happening once if it caught you offguard but I know dudes who steady on that shyt.




Well the particular weed snob dudes I'm talking about are the ones who wanna come in while the smoking is going on or about to and start complaining. I got a few brehs who only smoke loud and they call you over when they got over an ounce to share on some goodwill shyt. I wouldn't call them snobs but they ain't smoking mids or anything else for nothing though, so they got that preference but you'll never see 'em causing a scene.

One of my good cousins in particular is who got me started on this loud shyt and them first few months I couldn't even take more than two tokes with him on some super faded shyt. Same with another dude I buy on the regular from. The weed snob dudes who stay complaining ain't never in the vicinity holding their own, though and a few of 'em only get allowed in 'cause outside of that whiny shyt they more than likely childhood friends or mostly safe dudes.
Nah my weed snob friends bring they own. They might not smoke what everyone is smoking because they got their own

But theyre the first ones to be like "yo try this, guaranteed its the BEST you ever had" and they're not stingy. I fukks with that because they know im not a regular smoker...

But beer snobs are annoying af. Its like anything you drink isn't up to par but no one really even drinks beer or can tell the difference when they try their shyt.

Trust me, my homie is into that shyt now and no one cares when we're together. I NEVER cared because beer is trash to me in all forms or flavor. I used to hang out woth whiteboys from up north who was into that shyt... Even a badass, fineass whitegirl who i went out on a date with to test beers. It just wasnt my thing. But the ones who ALWAYS bring it up when we're at brewery's and im just like..


"Give me a moscow mule":upsetfavre:


Beer is useless to me. Beer snobs are the worse
 

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Breh good quality KB gets you just as fukked up if we kepping it a buck. Cats be on that loud for the same reason theu be talking bout eating ass...cauae its popular to say so...type of people who only wear Js...they have to be part of the in crowd...sheeple as I like to call them...
 

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As it fukkin' should be. I mean, dudes get down on me for drinking Budweiser but I'm like "Who drinking this piss, me or you, fool?":dahell: "Did I not buy you that imported, yeast concoction you asked for when it was my time to buy the round?" The absolute worse ones are the ones that get mad at YOU for drinking something THEY don't like.:heh: Is there a vicarious effect going on akin to second hand smoking when it comes to drinking beer or some shyt I don't know about? I had a friend straight up willing to deck me 'cause I stayed ordering Stella Artois when they was passing out Heineken (I hate that shyt) in buckets at a party one time. Worry about what another man is blessing his tongue and stomach with, brehs.:dame:

Some of these beer snobs will go to a party and if it's just macro domestic beer there, they will refuse to drink period. Like they too good to be holding a bud light in they hand.
 

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What's worse than a weedhead who ain't never holding when it's time to smoke, smokes your shyt 'cause he supposedly ain't got nothing to smoke, and stays complaining? I can see it happening once if it caught you offguard but I know dudes who steady on that shyt
See, this isnt a snob because snobs can afford premium. Dude sounds broke.

If there was a cat like that in our circle, we flat out would avoid smoking with him or we tell him the next time he complains he better have some better shyt to smoke..:ufdup:

See with me, I smoke big and not a lot of my peers can match how I smoke, so they piece up on my blunt or they spark their lil swishers :scust:

Yet with all the shyt going on now, people swear they are the utmost weed connoisseurs:patrice:...but you only been smoking for 3 years..:dahell:
 

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Lost your mind different taste and alcohol percentages .


One day i had a pint of three professors that put me on my ass like i just drank some crown.


Summer beers right now are the shyt I'm enjoying this weather and cold one to pour up so much :ahh:

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lol that sounds right :pachaha: Im not wasting my time with certain beers but I'm not that horrible where i just say fukk everything.

I only would drink those back beers if its free and id still probable drink half a bottle or can.



Im a beer snob and I'm black :shaq:


I've always wanted to ask a beer snob what they think of the "main" imports like Heineken, Guinness, Carlsberg

or even Corona
 

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Some of these beer snobs will go to a party and if it's just macro domestic beer there, they will refuse to drink period. Like they too good to be holding a bud light in they hand.


Cuz the shyts awful...

Bud Light :scust::scust:
 

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Beer snobs are bad because it's really about being able to name drop some obscure shyt. That being said there are some uninformed people in here. If you think there is no difference between drinking a rolling rock and drinking a golden monkey or chimay blue label :huhldup:
there are OBVIOUS tiers of beer , nothing wrong with admitting that coors light is flavorless cheap shyt. it's the dudes who brew their own beer and ferment cases of Mad Elf in the basement for 3 yrs that tend to be annoying


I don't smoke reggie or use blunts....but i would if it were free and i wouldn't say shyt. My philosophy always was if i'm going to do damage to my lungs and liver than it has to be worth it. so i only drink and smoke the top level shyt i can afford if i'm buying it
 

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Beer snobs, easily.

There's very little difference between the best and worst tasting beers.
Not a beer snob at all but :why: bruh. I can't tell he difference between a Belgian White or a pilsner, etc. But I can definitely tell the difference between Natty Light and Yuengling
 
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