O.T.I.S.
The Monk & The Mercenary
Nah my weed snob friends bring they own. They might not smoke what everyone is smoking because they got their ownIt does, but the chances of a beer snob not finding a brew he likes isn't as minuscule as a weed snob coming to smoke without his shyt or means to get the shyt he's steady whining about while smoking YOUR shyt. What's worse than a weedhead who ain't never holding when it's time to smoke, smokes your shyt 'cause he supposedly ain't got nothing to smoke, and stays complaining? I can see it happening once if it caught you offguard but I know dudes who steady on that shyt.
Well the particular weed snob dudes I'm talking about are the ones who wanna come in while the smoking is going on or about to and start complaining. I got a few brehs who only smoke loud and they call you over when they got over an ounce to share on some goodwill shyt. I wouldn't call them snobs but they ain't smoking mids or anything else for nothing though, so they got that preference but you'll never see 'em causing a scene.
One of my good cousins in particular is who got me started on this loud shyt and them first few months I couldn't even take more than two tokes with him on some super faded shyt. Same with another dude I buy on the regular from. The weed snob dudes who stay complaining ain't never in the vicinity holding their own, though and a few of 'em only get allowed in 'cause outside of that whiny shyt they more than likely childhood friends or mostly safe dudes.
But theyre the first ones to be like "yo try this, guaranteed its the BEST you ever had" and they're not stingy. I fukks with that because they know im not a regular smoker...
But beer snobs are annoying af. Its like anything you drink isn't up to par but no one really even drinks beer or can tell the difference when they try their shyt.
Trust me, my homie is into that shyt now and no one cares when we're together. I NEVER cared because beer is trash to me in all forms or flavor. I used to hang out woth whiteboys from up north who was into that shyt... Even a badass, fineass whitegirl who i went out on a date with to test beers. It just wasnt my thing. But the ones who ALWAYS bring it up when we're at brewery's and im just like..
"Give me a moscow mule"

Beer is useless to me. Beer snobs are the worse
"Did I not buy you that imported, yeast concoction you asked for when it was my time to buy the round?" The absolute worse ones are the ones that get mad at YOU for drinking something THEY don't like.
Is there a vicarious effect going on akin to second hand smoking when it comes to drinking beer or some shyt I don't know about? I had a friend straight up willing to deck me 'cause I stayed ordering Stella Artois when they was passing out Heineken (I hate that shyt) in buckets at a party one time. Worry about what another man is blessing his tongue and stomach with, brehs.


...but you only been smoking for 3 years..
Im not wasting my time with certain beers but I'm not that horrible where i just say fukk everything.






bruh. I can't tell he difference between a Belgian White or a pilsner, etc. But I can definitely tell the difference between Natty Light and Yuengling