Carolina Slim
Superstar
I worked with one back in the day; we all worked in a mailroom of this insurance company. Now the setup was, it was four of us. Two of us did the floor runs in collecting the mail and running it through the postage machine, me and this other dude. The girls processed the incoming mail and made sure it went to the right dept. So one of the girls left, and me and my partner stepped to our boss (who was real chill) on some "yo Tom, we stuck in this room all day, so make sure you hire someone nice to look at" and Tom was like "ok fellas I'll see what I can do". So we'd see these different broads come in and out, and we'd give our review. So one Monday, we walk in, and there's this dude sitting at one of the tables. Real soft looking Puerto Rican dude. "Hi, my name's Isaac" nikka almost sounded like Sandra from 227. So we like "so uh, you visiting someone?" "No today's my first day I just got hired" Now Tom's office was on the other side, and we could hear him snickering on some
in his office. So we clarify "so you working HERE".... He confirms it, and we're like "OK. well uh, welcome aboard... We gonna go talk to Tom a minute" We go into Tom's office, close the door behind us, and Tom is already red in the face from laughing. So in low voices we're like "what happened? you was supposed to hire a female!" And Tom goes "well... Isaac was the most qualified for the position" And my man goes "it's a MAILROOM! what qualifications?!?" It was funny, in hindsight. He was one of those flamboyant type homosexuals, just in the way he carried himself and the way he spoke. He was cool though. He used to tell me where to go to get discounts on clothes. He had a friend who used to work at the GAP on 42nd and he would tell me to go there and tell him that "Isaac sent me" and dude would hook up a fat discount. Of course I made sure that son understood I was about women lol. What was funny though, was that it didn't take long for him to get into beef with the other chick in the department, they really was like two broads. He would leave for a bathroom or smoke break and she would go in on him to us. She would leave the room, and here he would go, like a broad... "oooooooh I can't stand that heifer! Lazy self...." 
Son was cool, though, I can't front.
in his office. So we clarify "so you working HERE".... He confirms it, and we're like "OK. well uh, welcome aboard... We gonna go talk to Tom a minute" We go into Tom's office, close the door behind us, and Tom is already red in the face from laughing. So in low voices we're like "what happened? you was supposed to hire a female!" And Tom goes "well... Isaac was the most qualified for the position" And my man goes "it's a MAILROOM! what qualifications?!?" It was funny, in hindsight. He was one of those flamboyant type homosexuals, just in the way he carried himself and the way he spoke. He was cool though. He used to tell me where to go to get discounts on clothes. He had a friend who used to work at the GAP on 42nd and he would tell me to go there and tell him that "Isaac sent me" and dude would hook up a fat discount. Of course I made sure that son understood I was about women lol. What was funny though, was that it didn't take long for him to get into beef with the other chick in the department, they really was like two broads. He would leave for a bathroom or smoke break and she would go in on him to us. She would leave the room, and here he would go, like a broad... "oooooooh I can't stand that heifer! Lazy self...." Son was cool, though, I can't front.
