Who is a good ghost writer need a 16 about getting high, eating kitty, etc

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female friendly... ...


bytch!
make sammiches when I say so
i need white bread and mayo
pile ham and roast beef
first layer of swiss cheese
spicy mustard and lettuce
gotta jalapeno fetish
tomato and banana peppers
pepper jack and cheddar
SLAP IT ON THAT PANINI!
YALL SUCKAS CAN'T SEE ME!
[starts eating sandwich]


you will break the game.
 
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I'm a hero and that p*ssy is a villain
So I gotta kill it
No tricking I just charge em by the minute
Nothing but authentic women in attendance
And them fictitious bytches get evicted
Opened up the bag I hear the loud through the speakers
Chauffeured by them astronauts to greets us
Been schooling the teachers they nose bleed in the bleachers
Fascinated by this game that wasn't in they lesson plan
Fingertips get acquainted with them presidents
When you say fukk the status quo I rather grind than be broke
This meditation influenced by medication I'm taking
Elevated from basements to more amazingly spaces...

Got stuck there and came up wit this with no beat so the cadence might be off.
 

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I remember a thread back on :hamster: similar to this where the thread starter challenged anyone to set him a verse to ghostwrite and he pulled that shyt off.

People would suggest things like "Spit a verse of MF Doom rapping about the Irish potato famine" and he would do it.

Anyone remember that? Who was homie with those skills?
 

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I'm christian, let's pray nikka, I fukk other dues, I'mma gay nikka/

I'm smoking good, ain't talkin weed, on my knees to extract some seed/

I'm slurping his cock like it's my last dance, whip out my vibrator and let that bytch dance/

We chillin, we smoking, my a$$hole he's strokin, we singing, we humming, i'm choking, he's coming/

I eat the p*ssy good... PF Changs, I stroke his jank.... big ass wangs

:birdwtf:
 

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Me and my nikka smoke crack meow
Kitty kat mr Marcus eat ass in my fitted cap
 

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I remember a thread back on :hamster: similar to this where the thread starter challenged anyone to set him a verse to ghostwrite and he pulled that shyt off.

People would suggest things like "Spit a verse of MF Doom rapping about the Irish potato famine" and he would do it.

Anyone remember that? Who was homie with those skills?


Was it StuTopDude ?

Or have I half remembered his name ?
 

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I'm a hero and that p*ssy is a villain
So I gotta kill it
No tricking I just charge em by the minute
Nothing but authentic women in attendance
And them fictitious bytches get evicted
Opened up the bag I hear the loud through the speakers
Chauffeured by them astronauts to greets us
Been schooling the teachers they nose bleed in the bleachers
Fascinated by this game that wasn't in they lesson plan
Fingertips get acquainted with them presidents
When you say fukk the status quo I rather grind than be broke
This meditation influenced by medication I'm taking
Elevated from basements to more amazingly spaces...

Got stuck there and came up wit this with no beat so the cadence might be off.

@TheLukieBaby
self med!cat!n, no pat!ent, w!t paper, s!ts pat!ent...
the place, above the, anus, get spac!ous, once !t spreads out...
feast!n, guess !m look!n at fed t!me now...
got connects, get, !t wet, desp!te, sa!d, droughts....
just get, the stress, out, w!t a flesh, route, headboard loud...
before the next, bout, take a breath, & express, clouds....
!ts less, affect!on, lesson, learned, left, !n the crowd...
so let me spl!t you a good batch, of them good, snacks....
long as your my match, or a hoodrat, good, tramp, w!t good snatch...
put, !t that, guess ! l!ke, my, buns, w!t cream...
then got shrubbery, blunts, that other stuff, runs, !n streams...
whats, !t mean, seems, ton!ghts, a blur...
dont be, surprsed, !f you you wake up bes!de, her...
rest assured, your, squ!rt!n, as!de, from, th!s....
so pucker, up, we fly!n, h!gh, heres your goodn!ght, k!ss,...

off top, also no beat & ! change speed, k!nda m!d paced mostly... g!mme a word next t!me & !ll lead w!t !t, we do th!s for pract!ce....
 
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I remember a thread back on :hamster: similar to this where the thread starter challenged anyone to set him a verse to ghostwrite and he pulled that shyt off.

People would suggest things like "Spit a verse of MF Doom rapping about the Irish potato famine" and he would do it.

Anyone remember that? Who was homie with those skills?

The villain carving like a hundred irish men starving

Metal steel congiel banana peels upon the heels of O'Malley's eels

Starvin' artist, tell metal face who starves the hardest

Told the villain's son, "Slow down dumb dumb, don't bang the metal drum"

Began to hum a conundrum from a metal faced tongue

Potatoes flung like monkey dung from a rooftop, Viktor Vaughn spit a sicker song using gum from his tubesock
 

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I remember a thread back on :hamster: similar to this where the thread starter challenged anyone to set him a verse to ghostwrite and he pulled that shyt off.

People would suggest things like "Spit a verse of MF Doom rapping about the Irish potato famine" and he would do it.

Anyone remember that? Who was homie with those skills?

I remember that, dude set up a website and everything for ghostwriting, turned it into a very nice hustle :ohhh:
 

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SAN ANTONIO SPURS NY DIVISION
I'ma professional dikkbeater,
amateur p*ssy getter
cant be myself so I need a ghostwriter
I aint the birdman or puff
when nikkas puff I pass
but I perfect the Art of storytelling
Aint comfy in my own skin
If I lie witout nikkas knowin
I call it a win
Sometimes my nikkas be acting funny
I hop from crew to crew like C.Gatling
Wanna talk about how my hammer bang
How I had bytches tingling
But give me a secret pen
and I be the voice
I aint coughing up bread
so its your choice:heh:
 

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I'm christian, let's pray nikka, I fukk other dues, I'mma gay nikka/

I'm smoking good, ain't talkin weed, on my knees to extract some seed/

I'm slurping his cock like it's my last dance, whip out my vibrator and let that bytch dance/

We chillin, we smoking, my a$$hole he's strokin, we singing, we humming, i'm choking, he's coming/

I eat the p*ssy good... PF Changs, I stroke his jank.... big ass wangs

:laff: :laff:
 
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