Who is the Asian man/woman who's always courtside

[Danie84]

at the Laker games. This shyt been killing me for years.

 

[STAN JONES]

 

[SanchoPanda]

http://www.becomearealitystar.com/?p=135

http://www.thedailytruffle.com/2011/05/lakers-seating-chart/

 

[Angel On The Rag]

homeboy can prolly think thoughts through walls and shyt

 

[G-Zeus]

http://www.thedailytruffle.com/wp-c...Norm-Pattiz-kobe-bryant-patrick-whitesell.jpg
bwahahahaha

 

[Mackronus]

I watch every Laker game for years. I've wondered this since I became a fan.

Her name's Yori, I know that much now. A google search will come up with people saying she's the daughter of an oil tyc00n, and that she arrives at games in a blacked out whip with a gang of security guards.

When THIS list of laker courtside ticket holders came out--

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/map-laker-celebrity-seats-75726

I was like, "ooohh shyt now I'm gonna find out who she is!"

Only for it to say:

"Little is known about this elusive courtside fan besides her first name."

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

Profasi and his brother

 

[jadillac]

Yoko Ono?

 

[gameover82]

http://www.thedailytruffle.com/wp-c...Norm-Pattiz-kobe-bryant-patrick-whitesell.jpg
bwahahahaha

just a bunch of Jews and jack

 

[Young_and_Reckless]

Kim Jong Trill?

 

[KillbertArenas]

she ugly as ish

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

she ugly as ish

she can afford to be ugly

 

[Mr swag]

Trilla

 

[concise]

How much are Clippers courtside tickets, though?

 

[Tom Foolery]

You never know with some asians. The can be all low key but be worth millions. There's always an asian store that nobody shops in but never goes out of business.