NobleDrewAli
Superstar
Played Lil Romeo's team in AAU nationals in 8th grade and Demar Derozen was dunking all over us.
Who is the best player you ever competed against?
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Struck out against Jason Marquis
Played against Artest and Lamar Odom and by play I mean I watched them from the bench
Played against Artest and Lamar Odom and by play I mean I watched them from the bench
Point Blank
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Hooped vs Ty Lawson before in a pick up game. He dogged our shyt. 
Played against Dwight Howard in AAU when he played for the Atlanta Celtics...that was a thorough ass whooping there
Disgustya Stallone
Man Who Owns 2 Microwaves
Your mother... she had the deepest p*ssy i ever felt... competed against her for an hour trying to find the end of that endless caverns hole
Tony D'Amato
It's all about the inches
Kim Jong Trill was my name on 
brehs like this joke
Drinking beer
This man goes up to this woman in a bar and says, "I'm gonna make your nipples hard."
She says, "Oh yea? My husband will kick your @ss."
The guy says, "And then I'm gonna turn you upside down, pour beer in your p*ssy, and guzzle it all down."
She says, "That's it. I'm gonna tell my husband, and he's gonna kick your @ss." She turns and leaves. When she gets home, she goes to her husband and says, "This jerk at the bar told me he was gonna make my nipples hard." The husband gets really pissed off and heads out the door for the bar. She grabs him by the arm and says, "He also said that he was gonna turn me upside down, pour beer in my vagina, and then guzzle it all down."
Upon hearing this, her husband turns around and walks back into the house. "What the hell are you doing?" she asks him.
He replies, "I ain't f*cking with anybody who can drink that much beer."
Nick Young, I actually beat him tho in a 1 on 1
Played against the Riverside squad that had Eric Barkley, Artest, Odom, Brand.......but didn't guard any of them.
The best individual player I went against was Markus Austin (Went to Eastern Michigan), mainly cause I actually had to guard him despite him being 5" taller than me. Mid-range jumpers on me all day everyday, I couldn't even bother his shot.
The best individual player I went against was Markus Austin (Went to Eastern Michigan), mainly cause I actually had to guard him despite him being 5" taller than me. Mid-range jumpers on me all day everyday, I couldn't even bother his shot.
Born2BKing
Veteran
Played against Brett Gardner in legion ball. He was too good brehs. 
Ran a few pick-up games against Chris Paul (Justin Gray and Ish Smith were there too) back around 08. He wasn't even going all out and was giving out that work.
D1renegade
All Star
Played against Xavier Henry in high school.. Dude was a beast back then.