Who is the craziest chick/dude you've ever dated?

[electric_fur]

Who is the craziest ex you got? What the fukk did they do?

I dated this guy this summer who seemed pretty cool at first but things got heated pretty fast. We were both pretty thirsty and he began to ask me bizarre shyt like, would I participate in a gang bang and let him watch. Needless to say things ended.

Anyway my crazy ex who recently emailed from two different emails to make sure I would get it. one was from some entirely different name. I looked this name up and there was a bunch of shyt on him online under that name. There was even some chick calling him by that name on his facebook profile. (I hadn't checked that out before because I only just now made a facebook profile.)

This is the same dude who, when I looked up his name, it came up as him being indicted on mail fraud charges in PA. And there's like 1% chance this was another dude because his name is really different.

:CUDWUT:





Okay someone top this please.

 

[aqualung]

I dated a white ibanker in tx who was stockpiling guns & ammo in preparation for "the coming unrest." He very likely still IS stockpiling weapons. Don't know if all the automatic rifles with scopes and flashlights were legal for civilians to have. (I snapped several photos of his gun cache before I split.)

--> aq out <--

 

[YEAHitsHER]

i was with a dude for like a year and some change...he started doing the most..and i had to drop his ass..dude didnt take too kindly to that and started showin up at my house, calling me and telling me i fukked his life up. no fukks were given on my part. after not hearing from him for a couple weeks, somebody was banging at my door. i was prepared to cuss somebody smooth the eff out so i swing the wooden door open and it was his ass yelling to "open my f'ing door" (still had the screen door locked)..i called my bro told him what was goin on, he was there in bout 5 minutes and skull dragged that nikka...needless to say havent heard or seen his ass since

 

[marcuz]

I dated a white ibanker in tx who was stockpiling guns & ammo in preparation for "the coming unrest." He very likely still IS stockpiling weapons. Don't know if all the automatic rifles with scopes and flashlights were legal for civilians to have. (I snapped several photos of his gun cache before I split.)

--> aq out <--

i don't know any white gun nuts that aren't closet racist :okayplaya: black women sho know how to pick 'em

 

[AllHolosEve]

got w!t a new ch!ck & told my bm !t was over, got attacked, brandy poured on me, sent to ja!l & faced l!ke 4 charges... !ve been forced to choke her out... she fukked another dude & told me about !t then when ! wouldnt f!ght dude over her she started cry!n say!n !f ! loved her !d fukk them both up, actually cr!ed cause ! wouldnt h!t her to show ! cared.... would st!ll let me h!t but !t a!nt worth !t....

 

[360dagod]

I dated a white ibanker in tx who was stockpiling guns & ammo in preparation for "the coming unrest." He very likely still IS stockpiling weapons. Don't know if all the automatic rifles with scopes and flashlights were legal for civilians to have. (I snapped several photos of his gun cache before I split.)

--> aq out <--

that nikka got the metal gear solid kit

 

[thoushallhustle]

This crazy ass crip nikka i knew for like 2 weeks. by far the creepiest grimiest man i ever met. He threatened to kill me because I supposedly tried to use him even though i never asked him for anything. Not only did he blow my phone up, he stalked me, spread rumors about me, and tried to fukk my friend as revenge. Afterwards I found out he lied and claimed his homeboys house and crib was his. like he removed all his homeboys stuff and put up pictures and stuff of his to make it looked like he lived there. And i learned his son was in foster care because his mom was a crackhead but he couldnt get custody because the mom accused him of raping the son

 

[andre patton]

I dated a white ibanker in tx who was stockpiling guns & ammo in preparation for "the coming unrest." He very likely still IS stockpiling weapons. Don't know if all the automatic rifles with scopes and flashlights were legal for civilians to have. (I snapped several photos of his gun cache before I split.)

--> aq out <--

POST PICS OR U LYIN

 

[HarlemsOwn]

I dated this woman who was 5 years older than me. she was cool at first. and kinda shy. she hadnt had sex in 3 years because her baby father was locked up lol. so i wont lie i took advantage and snatched her up.

i gotta run thru my photobucket to search for pictures but ill edit this later.

EDIT: lmaooo ima post these pictures cause im a real nikka and i dont filter shyt. nikkas gonna clown but truth be told if you was in my face you would give me dap and laugh with a nikka. fukk it. them tittys tho

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i fukked around with her for 3 weeks. by the second week i slept over her house. shorty got two kids ages 10 and 6. both them nikkas was playing video games when i came over

when she put them to bed i joked around about sleeping over. she didnt want me to cause her mother was still there (she was babysittin while we had went out). i hit her with the "we grown" speech lol.

so im laying in this bed and shorty on some highschool shyt lol. its like 1 am and all we doing is kissing and shyt and talking. so i tell her i aint bout that high school life. what up...she laughed and said "nikka you aint going no where with me laying in this bed. who you think you fooling" lol

so 2am hit and her mothers ride comes and out of no where she leaned over and sucked the shyt outta my dikk lol. then shorty got on top and got busy. grown women and older women>>>>>>

we fukk for around 3 hours lol. its the first time i experience "virgin type" p*ssy. shyt was tight as fukk. lmaooo i was there slow pippin like a motherfukka B. tryna be quiet cause of her kids and shyt. but once i got comfortable is said fukk them lil kids

so 5am hit and i left. fast forward the whole day B. i left my jack in the car by accident and i guess she was tryna text and call me. so after fukkin her and not responding for 8 hours lol she felt some type. i caught the "you think i waited 3 years to get played" type rant texts

im sittin there like

after the 12 missed calls and 8 microsoft word ass text messages

but i said "i fukked so im good"

shyt was an honest mistake tho

but this is the text message that she left

 

[Lewis Black]

that nikka got the metal gear solid kit

 

[DreadHead P]

Crazy east african bytch, bytch hit me in the face wit a stiletto one time

 

[electric_fur]

Stop posting your fukking stupid ass texts. You are the worst troll ever.

 

[HarlemsOwn]

Stop posting your fukking stupid ass texts. You are the worst troll ever.

why do you think im trolling

the question was who is the craziest chick you fukked

i answered the question

you didnt

EDIT: After reading what you wrote a second time...

its easy to see...

 

[Jakarta]

One night in my younger days I got drunk and messaged some girl that had a personals ad on Craigslist (This is never a good idea.)

End up meeting her, dating, etc.

But a month into dating, she's talking about us getting married, having kids, moving in together, etc. Keep in mind I'm 19 when this is happening. Cut her loose after like 3 months because her desire to be around me 24 hours a day was really

 

[skeetsinternal]

The story already on here....this bytch a demon. I shredded her birthcanal and destroyed her ovaries and ran