Who is the GOAT at saying stupid shyt that doesn't really make sense but is creative and hilarious?

[Dusty Bake Activate]

I'd have to go with this man.

 

[Ciggavelli]

I voted Ghostface, but Kool Keith was a very, very close second

 

[H.I.M.]

*other

Ganksta Nip



"a 1000 dead cut up elephants in my luggage"

"fukk with a Psycho, you'll end up dead, those who didn't live, drowned in a turtle's head"

"Woke up this morning, with a dead dog on me, so i thought, huh baloney"


"Don't run up, cus i kick like Bruce, i wanna and i'm gonna trade heads with a moose"

"It's Christmas time, happy new years G, a dead pig's head makes a good ass christmas tree"

"A bird's leg woke up dead with his head in some fish grease"

"Ten died yesterday, ten just died, ten died today, now that's football's on layaway"

"Tied a needle to my dikk then my grandmother rode me"

"It ain't another nikka in this world can match this, i feel like swimming in rat piss"

"I woke up dead in a cat's leg screaming CAESAR!"

"A dead goat got pregnant, they said it was mine"

 

[Goatpoacher]

Holocaust then kool keith

 

[Lil Bape the PostGod]

i just bought myself a platinum football field

 

[ISO]

u 14 karat gold computer wizard

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Hard to argue against Ghost.

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

I voted for Ghost because i love him, but there's really only one goat for this:

 

[MegaTronBomb!]

I voted for Ghost because i love him, but there's really only one goat for this:

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@ Cam trying to make this look like a High School scene...when it's clearly a some ITT Technical Institute

 

[Ineedmoney504]

I voted for Ghost because i love him, but there's really only one goat for this:

this is who i was looking to vote for, list is inaccurate without him

 

[Ineedmoney504]

@ Cam trying to make this look like a High School scene...when it's clearly a some ITT Technical Institute

but wasnt that the part in the movie where he was in college and got put out?

 

[ISO]

@ Cam trying to make this look like a High School scene...when it's clearly a some ITT Technical Institute

He probably on his way to class for his degree to work in HVAC

 

[JuvenileHell]

I would more say Ghostface, he really says some off the wall shyt and has me in tears laughing

Camron doesn't really say random shyt really, he's more witty and he makse sense, he's just ufcking hilarious. Ghostface is the definition of random

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

imagine a cypher where Ghost,Doom,and Cam were all smoking wet blunts..

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

I would more say Ghostface, he really says some off the wall shyt and has me in tears laughing

Camron doesn't really say random shyt really, he's more witty and he makse sense, he's just ufcking hilarious. Ghostface is the definition of random

GOAT Ghostface nonsense bars:

"Words with the president, brunch with Yeltsin
Gorbachev under Meth nuts he out in Belgium
6 and a half monkeys, 12 Nazis, 4 disappear
3 8 2, 1 flashed in thin air"