Who is this imaginary cousin all females have?

[BigE's Taper Fade]

a slore's father and mother could be only children, but she'll tell you thirsty nikkaz that shes out with her cousins "chilling" and you'll eat it up

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Only lame nyggaz get responses like that from females.

 

[Non Sequitur]

Coli poster: *texts* "Where you at? "

Girlfriend: "Oh, I'm just out shopping with my 'cousins' "

Meanwhile...

Spoiler

Coli poster: "Oh, OK. I love you, bae

"


Girlfriend: (dikks)

 

[Reggie]

I've had a chick i was fukking tell me different things off and on for a while. One day it's my cousin told me about this car, then my cousin told me about this job. Instead of just keeping it real they would rather say that cousin shyt for some reason. But what irks me is the chick ain't my girl and she knows that and i have no problem telling her i see other people. So why they can't do the same. Ain't like ima stop fukking her unless the bytch catch a disease or something.

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

Im every woman's cousin. I was adopted.

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

you peeping it wrong. Cousin is what all girls call their slutty alter ego.

 

[Dwolf]

Im every woman's cousin. I was adopted.

Suddenly I'm reminded of @ANewClassic Wincest

 

[Existential]

Coli poster: *texts* "Where you at? "

Girlfriend: "Oh, I'm just out shopping with my 'cousins' "

Meanwhile...

Spoiler

Coli poster: "Oh, OK. I love you, bae

"


Girlfriend: (dikks)

Crazy thing is, many girls aren't that slutty in reality. That's just your porn-addled brain causing irrational amounts of fear and suspicion.

 

[AgentGrey]

you peeping it wrong. Cousin is what all girls call their slutty alter ego.

Realest shyt I ever quote

Ask a chick about some freak shyt shes done and I bet she hits you with some variation of: " Im not that kind of girl, my cousin told me it hurts Shes such a slut "

 

[Non Sequitur]

Crazy thing is, many girls aren't that slutty in reality. That's just your porn-addled brain causing irrational amounts of fear and suspicion.

These are just jokes, friend.

 

[Ooh Marty]

u coli nikkas need to get out more

 

[Emperor Sol]

I've never heard that from any woman before.

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Realest shyt I ever quote

Ask a chick about some freak shyt shes done and I bet she hits you with some variation of: " Im not that kind of girl, my cousin told me it hurts Shes such a slut "

"I don't drink brown liquor, I..uh, my "cousin" once drunk a half a bottle of Hennessy and ended up fukking three dudes on film.I would never do something like that"

Me:"so what did you do after that?"

Her: I cried for days....I mean I cried for my "cousin" cause it was a bad experience.....for her I mean.

Me:"true, whats your cousins name?"

Her: *stares into space trying to think of a name then gives up* "why do you wanna know? You don't know her. I..uh..she don't do stuff like that anymore

Me:

 

[Scotch Hall]

you peeping it wrong. Cousin is what all girls call their slutty alter ego.

 

[semtex]