"This is for you, Melinda. I hope you like it."
Yes, that is
the Fantastic Four's Johnny Storm rapping from the (mercifully) long-forgotten '90s F4 cartoon*. Thanks to a particularly enlightening installment of Comic Book Resource's
"Comic Book Legends Revealed" column, I've learned (and cannot unlearn, despite how I may wish to) that Storm was voiced on the show by
Brian Austin Greene, better known as
Megan Fox's husband and onetime star of
Beverly Hills, 90210.
He also released a rap album produced by the Pharcyde's Slimkid3.
CBR investigated
the rumor that Slimkid3 wrote or produced the above song, and the man himself said he had nothing to do with it but he does remember "the beat itself from the time that he and Green were working together." Whew. Guilt absolved.
Didn't believe it, had to google.
http://www.thestranger.com/lineout/archives/2011/07/15/the-human-torch-fukking-sucks-at-rapping