Who knew there were so many women's cosmetics?

[The God Poster]

Unless you never dated a woman before I’d expect any grown man to know this lol

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

I do have a routine. Wake up, wash my face, use moisturizer. Nothing through the day. Time for bed, wash my face use moisturizer. I tell guys to do this and they are flabbergasted. Most men don’t use moisturizer. Like I’m doing the bare minimum, what the fukk are you doing? Most guys don’t even use moisturizer

I had to tell my brother, who is 8 years younger, to start and use moisturizer. He’s got wrinkles like crazy. His wife was like, yeah you tell him. Most men don’t take care of their skin like that

He need to use sun screen too. But yeah that's base products. Cleanser exfoliate, moisturise sunscreen. That's 4 products just basic care. You do a look, it's going to be more. Simple maths.

 

[Ciggavelli]

He need to use sun screen too. But yeah that's base products. Cleanser exfoliate, moisturise sunscreen. That's 4 products just basic care. You do a look, it's going to be more. Simple maths.

Men don’t care about this shyt. I tell them it’s easy to apply moisturizer. They still don’t listen. I went to rehab recently at 43. Motherfukkers thought I was low 30s. I tell them moisturizer. They don’t care. Men are men. I mean, it doesn’t take that long to apply moisturizer, but they think it’s girly. Whatever.

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

Men don’t care about this shyt. I tell them it’s easy to apply moisturizer. They still don’t listen. I went to rehab recently at 43. Motherfukkers thought I was low 30s. I tell them moisturizer. They don’t care. Men are men. I mean, it doesn’t take that long to apply moisturizer, but they think it’s girly. Whatever.

Men are retarded

 

[Regular Developer]

Men don’t care about this shyt. I tell them it’s easy to apply moisturizer. They still don’t listen. I went to rehab recently at 43. Motherfukkers thought I was low 30s. I tell them moisturizer. They don’t care. Men are men. I mean, it doesn’t take that long to apply moisturizer, but they think it’s girly. Whatever.

Moisturizer ... Like lotion?

But yea that make up bag is super full when ever I've seen it.

 

[Ciggavelli]

Moisturizer ... Like lotion?

But yea that make up bag is super full when ever I've seen it.

Yeah, just some light moisturizer. Like some cedo-whatever the fukk. I can’t remember it. It’s like $18. Just use moisturizer man. It has done wonders for me. My brother, who is like 8 years younger than me, has more wrinkles than me. I’ve been using it since like 20.

 

[maxamusa]

OP got that yellow lady boy fever

 

[Oatmeal]

What's your routine. I'm under the impression men use a lot of products too these days.

Facial Cleanser (3 days a week w/ salicylic acid)
Glycolic Acid
Mandelic Acid
Hemi-Squalane (base for moisturizer)
PM Moisturizer (night base moisturizer has more concentrated hyaluronic acid and niacinamide)
Snail Mucin (base for moisturizer)
Eat carrots, spinach, or sweet potatoes daily for Vitamin A (Alternative to using Retinol)

I've been doing that for years now, people assume I'm 15 years younger

 

[cyndaquil]

So, I'm dating a pretty Vietnamese girl. She's a pretty girl. Like a high maintenance girl.

They got so many products for women. Hair mist, body lotion, perfumes, lipstick, gloss on top of the lipstick, blush, blush on top of the blush, etc. shyt is crazy, and it's all like $100 for a small vial for each of these things. I mean, she's pretty as fukk. I like her makeup, but shyt is getting expensive. I had no idea there were so many products for women. I live in Houston. We sent to The Woodlands Market Street. All high class stuff. There's like 7 different things women use. I had no idea. I normally don't date these 9-type girls. shyt's crazy

Nah the $100 shyt is a scam. She just falling for marketing. Skin care and beauty products are like liquor, if the active ingredient is the same you're just paying for the brand and bottle it comes in. She getting got and if you paying for her shyt by extension you getting got

 

[Ciggavelli]

Nah the $100 shyt is a scam. She just falling for marketing. Skin care and beauty products are like liquor, if the active ingredient is the same you're just paying for the brand and bottle it comes in. She getting got and if you paying for her shyt by extension you getting got

We went to the Gallwria in Houston. Very high end stuff. It’s like $250 for a small jar. shyt’s crazy. I’ll pay for a vial or something, but $250 a jar :dahell;

My girl stays pretty though

 

[3rdWorld]

The women's aisle in a store is 3 times longer than the mens little corner.

And some are still funky..

 

[Oatmeal]

Nah the $100 shyt is a scam. She just falling for marketing. Skin care and beauty products are like liquor, if the active ingredient is the same you're just paying for the brand and bottle it comes in. She getting got and if you paying for her shyt by extension you getting got

1000%, the ugly truth is that alot of products (white label), are made by the same labs. If you find the lab that creates the formula you can get it bulk direct or from a distributor that will do private labels. I was gonna get into that before to save money but many products are only shelf stable for 36 months unopened but once you open something it degrades rapidly if it doesn't have additives to preserve it. Most stuff needs to be kept in the dark and away from moisture as well so people that put products in the bathroom or near a window where sunlight reaches it are ruining products.

I started ordering stuff that would get discontinued and experience price increases before the tariffs got crazy

 

[Regular Developer]

OP got that yellow lady boy fever

I'm gonna guess OP aint read this all the way, cause this is hilarious... but if he did, no judgment...

 

[BlackBall]

Post “her” penis breh