Who out here following that SIMP code of conduct!?!?

[Kane1]

http://Mediafakeout.com/277419/man-...an-fellas-would-you-do-all-this.html?mobile=1

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These damn SIMPS trying to spread their lifestyle like the plague





These boys are

 

[Diondon]

I don't even understand what #3 means

 

[Kane1]

I don't even understand what #3 means

When your girl get hungry you should run your ass to the store and get her anything she wants


A women that can't cook for herself

 

[Arithmetic]

Disgusting.

 

[Diondon]

When your girl get hungry you should run your ass to the store and get her anything she wants


A women that can't cook for herself

thanks bruh, I needed that

 

[ball15life]

I stopped reading after the second sentence of rule 1

 

[Westcoastnative]

No woman is worth all that.

 

[resurrection]

Dudes who go on social media self-promoting how they would treat their hypothetical future girlfriend are disgusting. Just make an ok Cupid page fakkit

 

[Fckumeen]

:katt:

I MIGHT can get jiggy with 2 items on that list. The cell phone shyt and maybe the salon shyt. Everything else.

 

[Kane1]

Putting gas in your chicks car......'cause a women should never pump gas'


When I was little I use to pump my mom's gas cause it was hot as shyt in the car and I wanted to caught that breeze.




The only chick that could get all this is the one from Harlem Nights



But she had that sunshine tho

 

[kingsteve]

#9. This guy is either trolling or a virgin

 

[DrunkerThanAMotherfucker]

#9

 

[MikelArteta]

I am any real man would

 

[Kane1]

#2, 6, and 9 is the proof this guy is trolling, you can't be serious with this, raising another man's child

Them SIMPS be bout that life son