who taught you how to tie your shoes?

[charmander]

my big sister did

 

[Ashley Banks]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

my dad taught me.

 

[Lil Gangsta]

I still dont kno how to tie my shoes. Its so awkward and embarassing as a 32 y/o

 

[CHILLL]

@cook
and i cant make nomore booty eating threads

 

[Lil Gangsta]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

my dad taught me.

Can I pay ur dad to teach me

 

[killacal]

I pumped faked tying for awhile until my grandma caught me and was like boy what you doin

Then she taught me the double knot that never comes undone

 

[Raye82]

My cousin, Uzoma.

 

[MercuryHayes]

I taught myself in first grade...it was on accident but it worked...


Apparently bunny ears isn't the only way to tie shoes but it's the only way i know how.

 

[charmander]

what yall know about getting shoes too big for your feet and being told you gonna grow into em, fukk around and tie em one time forever

 

[Ashley Banks]

Can I pay ur dad to teach me

my dad might not want to teach a 32 year old man how to tie his shoes but I could ask my mom.

 

[charmander]

there's an alarming number of coli posters who apparently can't tie their shoes yet

 

[Lil Gangsta]

my dad might not want to teach a 32 year old man how to tie his shoes but I could ask my mom.

Maybe if u tell ur dad im homeless it a help I need assistance from shoe tying professional. Hes certified by the board of shoe tyers of america right?

 

[Lil Gangsta]

My cousin, Uzoma.

I wanna tie ur shoes... if u kno wut I mean

 

[At30wecashout]

I pumped faked tying for awhile until my grandma caught me and was like boy what you doin

Then she taught me the double knot that never comes undone

Oh god
I was on that shyt too. Everything from cryptically tucking the strings into the weaved shoestrings to tucking the shoe-strings under the tongue.

To this day, all my shoes are now slippers.Tuck and roll tying for life.

 

[GotEmShook]

taught myself, I can only do the basic and it looks