Who would be better President : Hank Hill vs Ned Flanders vs Homer Simpson ---- POLL

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I'm actually going with Homer. Hank Hill is explicitly a Republican and I'm sure Ned Flanders religious fundamentalist ass is too.

Homer is too stupid to be effective and wouldn't accomplish anything, so he'd do the least harm. Hank and Ned will intentionally try to do shyt I disagree with.


At the end of the day I'd take an ineffective/incompetent president over an active opp. :yeshrug:
 
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I'm actually going with Homer. Hank Hill is explicitly a Republican and I'm sure Ned Flanders religious fundamentalist ass is too.

Homer is too stupid to be effective and wouldn't accomplish anything, so he'd do the least harm. Hank and Ned will intentionally try to do shyt I disagree with.


At the end of the day I'd take an ineffective/incompetent president over an active opp. :yeshrug:

Hank would move the country forward by killing the coal industry tho
 

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The answer is Ned....... hands down....... morally upright while letting people lead their lives as they choose.
 

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Early Simpsons seasons like the first three I would take that version of Homer. He had a lot of influence and displayed good leadership dude had the whole city behind him multiple times Hank only gets respect on his block but he’s too much of a pawn to lead a country.
 

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hank...peeled albaster jones hoe.. and had them hoes on the blade jack...

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Homer would probably mess something up and give people a lot of free money. Foreign policy dude would make China mad about something, then make China incredibly pleased about something. Rinse and repeat around the world and to the people.

Homer is my answer. It’d probably be full of a bunch of screw ups but big overcompensations leaving people very pleased. Overall tremendously net positive movement. Dude would be legendary.
 
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