Who you got for your X-Men family of of four....?

[BAMBA]

Wife = Emma Frost (p-ssy like a padlock & telepathy)

Did you just choose a wife who can read your thoughts?

 

[Tryna Makit]

Wife: Mystique duh!

Son: Prodigy what parent wouldnt be proud of him can literaly do anything your punkass kid can do but better

Daughter: Storm always teachyour daughters to marry up

 

[Filthy McNasty]

Did you just choose a wife who can read your thoughts?

He'll be divorced in a week (or the first time his wife's hot friend comes around.)

 

[innocentdevil]

Husband - Gambit

Wife(me) - Rogue

Daughter - Storm

Son - Beast

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Me = professor x (no wheelchair)?..extreme manipulation and i can read wifeys mind, and can give her mental orgasms
Wife = Domino...she busts her gun and we KILLIN IT in vegas LEGALLY, ballin outta control
Son = quicksilver...nikka is running all of my errands, hes gonna be the GOAT wide reciever and olympian, and he's evil
Daughter= storm...no rainy days? Summer all the time nless the grass needs some water

 

[Vintage Eclectic]

Mystique (sexually, she'd meet my every need, there would be no reason to cheat)
Son-Night Crawler (I'd put him to work, robbing banks, stealing cars and if anyone got outta Pocket David Blane that ass )
Daughter-Jean Grae
Father (me)-Professor X not crippled

 

[daze23]

Mystique wasn't in the X-Men

 

[Danie84]

Gambit (dad) - can out-play/talk/fight anybody with his Cajum tongue and hot deck

Rogue (mom) - one touch, and The END.

Storm (sister) - can use her weather gift as a get out jail free card for any situation

Morph (brother) - can open so many doors for me by being anyone.

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