Why am I out here in Salt Lake City plotting to turnout some Mormons

[PimpHandStrong]

So a bruh just got to Salt lake city after spending a few days in Yellowstone.

I'm out here at this Mormon temple taking photographs. A couple of Mormon girls run up on me. They're missionaries from Japan and Canada. The one from Canada fine as shyt, Indian girl. We're talking and what not them telling me about being a Mormon and in the back of my head I'm thinking how the hell I can talk this girl into going out tonight


Am I wrong for this?

 

[MikelArteta]

aint u married

 

[CarbonBraddock]

i had a freeway with two mormon girls that came to my house once

 

[PimpHandStrong]

aint u married

Nah bruh

Long story. Think I've fukked myself. At this point i feel like I deserve to be alone the rest of my life. Pray for me.

 

[Collateral]

They never seen a black guy before so they saw you wanted the bbc

 

[Dwolf]

This sounds like a great idea. Keep us posted.