I'm doing a feature spot last night and this dude is on stage before me and spews the most prototypical c00n shyt I've ever heard. He said:
I think I'm like a white person. I have a job, a car, a house, and mostly white friends. If I'm not white I must at least be like Randall Thompson.
To which I replied:
Keep my name out ya mouth.
Him:
why?
me: because you're a c00n.
And the nikka wanted to fight me, brehs. He got off stage and said not to call him a c00n. And all I said was to keep my name out ya mouth. He then proceeded to mope about the bar for the duration of the show and tell all the other comics that i insulted him. All they gave him was a
like that's Randall.
Dude wouldn't even look me in the eye after that. How you gon challenge someone to a fight and be a bytch all night? These c00ns are shook
. It's working.

Y'all ever called one out or experienced shyt like this?
I think I'm like a white person. I have a job, a car, a house, and mostly white friends. If I'm not white I must at least be like Randall Thompson.
To which I replied:
Keep my name out ya mouth.
Him:
why?me: because you're a c00n.
And the nikka wanted to fight me, brehs. He got off stage and said not to call him a c00n. And all I said was to keep my name out ya mouth. He then proceeded to mope about the bar for the duration of the show and tell all the other comics that i insulted him. All they gave him was a
like that's Randall.Dude wouldn't even look me in the eye after that. How you gon challenge someone to a fight and be a bytch all night? These c00ns are shook
. It's working.
Y'all ever called one out or experienced shyt like this?

it is kinda c00nish