fukking Brandon.
At the local college gym in the PM, pretending to give my 3 other boys that work on the court, when truthfully I was struggling.
*Ok fine, fukk it, imma go get some water.*
Walk towards the mens bathrooms and see a lil 5'1, super generic looking brunette in the corner doing splits and backflips. I get my sip on
Looking back at the girl. These during my struggle days when talking to girls was easy, but I didn't "get" how to connect with them romantically.
Walk over and compliment her on a handspring she had just done.
"Thanks."
Turn to walk away.
"I didn't have anywhere else to practice blah blah blah."
Oh she trying to talk to the kid. Ok, I turn and we converse, 2 minutes of laughs and jokes, just fukking around.
fukking "friend of a friend" comes along.
"What you doing, Cashout?"
shyt went downhill from there. Mind you I hadn't talked to a girl in months, but this fool sees me fukking basketball court's length away talking to this girl.
I played it cool, cause again, friend of a friend. My friends would have caught the work for some disrespectful shyt like that. So it goes from a 1 to 1 convo
to a fukking 3 person pow wow. shyt was going terrible as expected, but I had a plan to keep cool and catch her on the way out...then my mom calls
Talk to my mom for a bit and come back to play ball, so we do 2v2 and swap out teams every 10 points. End of the game comes around and it is obvious
while I was on the phone this fukkboi was spitting. So it's almost time for the gym to close, the fukking pow wow is 5 people deep now
Ole girl "Alright, I gotta go. Bye!!!!!!!!!"
Me: Cool. When is the next time you coming by?
Brandon: None of yo fukking business(like it was his girlfriend)
After that we had a real short chat in which I told him that shyt wasn't cool, but I wasn't bothered enough by it to flat out fight him. Obviously
that wasn't necessary as he wasn't MY friend, but all these years later whenever I think about it, I shoudl have fukked him up and let the dice fall
wherever they may.
TL:DR The fukkboi swooped on my potential girl I was actually feeling so that he could get another fukk buddy. He had a girl and some side chicks already.
I'm old, I will punch a mothafukka out for doing that. If I am putting work in for a girl, get yo bytch ass out the way!
good story breh
weird thing is that cockblocking muhfukka in the story I told was named brandon too
fukk brandons b