Friend: Hi Gator...wyd?
Me: noting, just left work, on my way to gym. Gonna cook dinner then watch a movie. How about you?
Friend: shyt.
OR
Friend: Hi Gator...how was your day?
Me: Great! I covered a homicide and my bosses really like my work. Leaving in a few. how about your day?
Friend: Good.

They get straight ignored after that
Me: noting, just left work, on my way to gym. Gonna cook dinner then watch a movie. How about you?

Friend: shyt.
OR
Friend: Hi Gator...how was your day?
Me: Great! I covered a homicide and my bosses really like my work. Leaving in a few. how about your day?
Friend: Good.

They get straight ignored after that
