Why couldn't Johnny Bravo get a girl?

[Yah-Yah]

I mean other than the fact he lived with his moms

Dude was buff(he skipped leg days though), kept his hair straight at all times, always had a pair of shades on.had a fresh opening line for every chick he hit on. He wasn't afraid to holla at any bad bytch out here yet he always got denied. No numbers, no buns, no play what so ever.






Why was this dude never arrested for sexual harassment

 

[Ricky Church]

Johnny Bravo Da Gawd

he was too damn thirsty with his approach.

 

[craigsagersuit]

Johnny Bravo = dudes on bodybuilding.com

 

[Wild self]

He simped too much

 

[Yah-Yah]

Johnny Bravo Da Gawd

he was too damn thirsty with his approach.

I thought at least one chick would have been like yea come thru or here take my number. But dude was steady getting his ass shocked and beat up

 

[Larry Lobster]

Simp

 

[Yah-Yah]

Johnny Bravo = dudes on bodybuilding.com

 

[Yah-Yah]

Simp

Whats a simp?

 

[Larry Lobster]

Whats a simp?

Simp
•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:

The role Eddy Murphy played in the movie "Norbit",

The role of Kevin James in the show "Kind of Queens",

A "Yes Dear, Man" Simp

 

[No_bammer_weed]

Whats a simp?

On the coli, it means having any interest in girls whatsoever and on any level.

 

[Yah-Yah]

Simp
•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:

The role Eddy Murphy played in the movie "Norbit",

The role of Kevin James in the show "Kind of Queens",

A "Yes Dear, Man" Simp

I got it now lol.

I've simped for some p*ssy. Not for a relationship. I don't see anything wrong with it. Especially if I got the buns

 

[Yah-Yah]

On the coli, it means having any interest in girls whatsoever and on any level.

So how does the coli expect you to act towards females


How does someone from the coli approach a girl?

 

[Token]

Because he was shaped like a dorito.

 

[Wild self]

So how does the coli expect you to act towards females


How does someone from the coli approach a girl?

"Yo bytch, lemme get them nudes and stop acting so damn stuck-up"

 

[Dwolf]

Because he was shaped like a dorito.

Thought you liked Doritos tho