Why did Ultimate Warrior get Fired from the Pet Store?

[Chrome2279]

Cena had shoulder surgery, can you imagine being the anesthesiologist?

Spoiler

Anesthesiologist: "Ok. John.. Start counting and we'll put you under...."
John: " 1........ 2.........."
Michael Cole: " And Cena Kicks Out at 2 again!"

 

[Chrome2279]

You enter a room and find Eva Marie passed out on the floor next to a newspaper. What happened?

Spoiler

She tried to "All read everything"!

 

[Chrome2279]

Why did R-Truth order HBO?

Spoiler

To get GOT!

 

[Chrome2279]

I call my ex-girlfriend Shawn Michaels

Spoiler

She refused to lie down for me

I call my ex-girlfriend John Cena

Spoiler

At first, she was fun and exciting. After a few years, she would just bump for 20 minutes, hit a quick finish and leave me disappointed.

I want to get a rottweiler and name it Piper.

Spoiler

When it gets rambunctious, it will be my rowdy rottie, Piper.

Why was Steve Borden promoted to Police Chief Investigator?

Spoiler

because he made a successful Sting!

Who was Rusev's favorite wrestler as a kid?

Spoiler

CRUSH!

 

[Chrome2279]

Why is it ironic that a History teacher criticizes the WWE?

Spoiler

They always talk about the past

Who is Daniel Bryan's least favorite member of the Wu Tang Clan?

Spoiler

Goatface Killah.

Who is Ric Flair's favorite rap group?

Spoiler

WOOOO-Tang Clan

 

[Rell84shots]

GOAT game

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

Breh

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

What's Kevin Nash's favorite 90's rap group?


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