Why Did Your Parents Beat You Back In The Day

[Nefrodamus]

What did you do that compelled your parents to beat that ass?

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

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[ChrisDorner]

My earliest ass whoopin to my recollection was me shooting out the bathroom light with my inspector gadget water gun from my happy meal

shyt reminds me, when the game boy advance dropped I hid my game boy color and acted like I lost it so I could get the advance..

The week after I got my advance I was like "found the old one "

My parents whooped me and grounded me for everything but I wasn't gonna stop doing dumb shyt.. I just got sneakier and sneakier.. I cut a hole in the screen door downstairs and left the window open a little so I could sneak out without tripping the night alarm.. On some 007 shyt

 

[el_oh_el]

So many ass whoopins. So little time

My earliest ass whoopin to my recollection was me shooting out the bathroom light with my inspector gadget water gun from my happy meal

You can tell i still got a kid in me cause that sound like some interesting shyt to do

 

[yo moms]

i have a white mother.

 

[ChrisDorner]

i have a white mother.

White moms.. they can be strict but they be cool about shyt as long as whatever u did ain't outrageous

My boy did so much dumb shyt I'm amazed his mom didn't murder his ass

 

[yo moms]

White moms.. they can be strict but they be cool about shyt as long as whatever u did ain't outrageous

My boy did so much dumb shyt I'm amazed his mom didn't murder his ass

my moms picks me up from the police station and we laugh about it in the car

 

[Steve Piffler]

i had a slick mouth. stayed getting the backhand slap from my moms....

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Talking back.
Thieving.
Going out and returning late.
Walking about naked.

 

[the artist known az]

my moms picks me up from the police station and we laugh about it in the car

 

[yo moms]

never had any curfews. was staying out literally for days at a time when i was 14.

she used to get called in for meetings to speak about my behaviour and suspensions from school. in the meeting shed pretend to be mad and disappointed with me. then in the car we be laughing about the fukkery.

 

[Nefrodamus]

my moms picks me up from the police station and we laugh about it in the car

Everything makes sense now...

Breh, if they ever create a time machine, Ima hop in that DeLorean & tell @yo moms to beat that ass.

You would be better off in life

 

[the artist known az]

never had any curfews. was staying out literally for days at a time when i was 14.

she used to get called in for meetings to speak about my behaviour and suspensions from school. in the meeting shed pretend to be mad and disappointed with me. then in the car we be laughing about the fukkery.

I never had curfews either...but that does explain a lot about you

 

[the artist known az]

Everything makes sense now...

Breh, if they ever create a time machine, Ima hop in that DeLorean & tell @yo moms to beat that ass.

You would be better off in life

You ain't never lie

 

[Chris.B]

I tried to change my elementary school grades on my teachers desk and I got caught and they called my pops to the school.....

We got home and he beat me like a thief who had stolen his life savings