I spent many hours furious about ass whoopings I took from Bald Bull too
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Why didn't y'all tell me about this Punch Out Easter Egg?
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I spent many hours furious about ass whoopings I took from Bald Bull too
Jean Jacket
NOPE
Don Flamenco's sissy ass is about take a long nap. Ol' blocking ass.
I'm legit like...
Days of Future Piff
Superstar
Mike Tyson's Punch-Out 
Still a top 10 first-party Nintendo game across ALL of their platforms
Still a top 10 first-party Nintendo game across ALL of their platforms
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I always just counted the steps back.
When Bald Bull came charging at me, I always just dodged constantly until the round was over 
I ain't a crook, son
I ain't a crook, son
LOL anyone ever read the article by Phonte where he thinks Punch-Out might be racist? shyt had me dying back in the day......
In Retrospect, Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out…
First off, let’s examine the main character, Little Mac (henceforth ******ized as ‘Lil’ Mac):
Like I said before, the Great White Hype character is nothing new, but “Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out” takes this archetype to whole new levels by giving Lil’ Mac a c00nishly illustrated trainer named Doc Louis (pictured above). Complete with an unquenchable thirst for victory, as well as a down-on-his-luck, bug-eyed nikka in his corner, Lil’ Mac along with his All-Wise, All-Knowing pocket sambo are poised for victory. But first they must defeat the terrorists, excuse me, boxers in their way:
Glass Joe
The first country Lil’ Mac has to conquer is France, and he does so by knocking out their weakest export Glass Joe. In the game developer’s defense, most French nikkas do be all skinny and shyt like ya boy Joe. However, a few years ago I was in France a day before they celebrated Bastille Day, and summa them white boys was in the street lookin brolic as hell. Methinks that if Lil’ Mac were to run up on Herve and Francois after they had a few drainks in ’em, they’d bust that ass…..on to the next one (c) De La Soul:
Von Kaiser
Lil’ Mac continues his war on terrorism by traveling to Germany and defeating their champion Von Kaiser. I guess Mac still had beef w/Germany from the way they handled WWII, so he carries his patriot rage into the ring and beats this nikka pretty easily. I will say that I ain’t never seen a German with the handlebar moustache, but I’m guessing the developers only gave him that kinda moustache because the Hitler/Charlie Chaplin joint they originally had didn’t make it past the censors. Our award tour continues with:
Piston Honda
Piston Honda is one of the most puzzling characters in “Punch-Out.” He’s supposed to be Japanese, but I always thought he was just a nikka in the service who was stationed in Japan. (He DID have porkchop sideburns yo…) I mean, aside from his ‘Japanese’ gibberish in between rounds and a Daniel-san style headband that he wore, Piston always reminded me of this guy from 2 Live Crew:
Maybe Piston Honda was a blacken chinese man (c) Rehdogg…..anyway, our trusty hero Lil’ Mac defeats the jap and keeps trekking on to Spain where he meets:
Don Flamenco
In order to rid the world of everything that is not pure and white and godly, Lil’ Mac rages war against a Spanish homosexual named Don Flamenco. (Don’t believe he’s gay? The nikka comes out with a rose in his mouth and compliments Mario on his hair, yo….the defense rests…) I don’t know why the developers felt the need to have our hero bash a harmless gay dude, but as the game shows us, the worst is CLEARLY yet to come:
Kaing Hippo
Do I even have to explain this one?
Lil’ Mac beats the living shyt out of a grown ass monkey, fam…..
A MONKEY.
*rolls eyes*
Great Tiger
In one of the game’s most brazenly stereotypical moments, our hero travels to Bombay, India to fight a man named Great Tiger. As if the genie pants and the tiger references weren’t enough, Great Tiger also comes equipped with (aha!) his very own Mystical Magical Sand****** Turban that enables him to disappear and throw a flurry of dizzying punches. I mean, it seriously doesn’t get anymore stereotypically racist than that. They might as well have had that nikka eatin chicken biryani w/chapati bread in between rounds….
Bald Bull
This guy always confused me. Back then, I had no idea where Turkey was or what the people looked like…..but I figured there was no way they could look like Bald Bull, who looked like a nikka from Cleveland that be workin on alternators and shyt… Overall he was a very scary and menacing fighter tho….complete with the same deranged looking eyes and arched eyebrows as this guy:
Anyways, Lil’ Mac makes short work of the Turk and travels to Russia to take on a drunken commie b*stard:
Soda Popinski
In one of the game’s most bizarre fights, Lil’ Mac takes on a pink-skinned Soviet alcoholic. I dunno why the nikka was pink tho…maybe the developers were trying to tell us about the dangers of drinking…….or being in a ‘Red’ state, perhaps? Anyway, Lil’ Mac beats this nikka and makes Senator McCarthy proud. He then travels back home to fight domestic terrorism…..first stop, South Philly:
Mr. Sandman
On some real shyt, Sandman mighta been the rawest nikka in the game. Although little was known about his background, I think its safe to assume that he was prolly fresh out the joint and had 5 or 6 kids and shyt. Aside from the obvious racial connotations with the name ‘Sandman’ (either a nod to legendary tap dancer Sandman Sims, or a reference to how much nikkas love to sleep), the developers also made Mr. Sandman quite possibly the GREASIEST nikka to ever appear in a video game. Although his victory is not easily won, our Great White Hope triumphs against the darkness and takes a flight out to Cali:
Super Macho Man
For his character to be so vain, this nikka was ugly as shyt yo….Hailing from Hollywood, CA and flexing his pectoral muscles at the start of every round, I imagine that Super Macho Man was the developers’ way of taking a shot at those hippie ass liberal Blue Staters who don’t realize that freedom isn’t free. Once our hero beats this wannabe movie star ass nikka, he and his ace boom c00n Doc Louis prepare themselves for the main event:
Mike Tyson
In his prime, Mike Tyson was probably my favorite boxer EVER. So you could imagine how hard it was for me to believe that a hoe ass nikka named Lil’ Mac could ever take him out of his game……but as we’ve learned in this game, ANYTHING is possible. I can’t knock the way they designed his character tho…..the nikka was hard as shyt to beat (those first 1:30 secs of round 1 were MURDER…..). Once you defeated Mike (either by knockout, or by getting over 5,000 points and winning by decision), Lil’ Mac went on to become a champion and thus the game’s lesson is made clear: In order for white supremacy to be successful you must rid our beloved country of ******s, Germans, homos, Japs, terrorists and hippos (?).
You a bytch ass nikka, Lil Mac. You and your foot shufflin ass trainer get the Tigallo Gas Face:
In Retrospect, Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out…
First off, let’s examine the main character, Little Mac (henceforth ******ized as ‘Lil’ Mac):
Like I said before, the Great White Hype character is nothing new, but “Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out” takes this archetype to whole new levels by giving Lil’ Mac a c00nishly illustrated trainer named Doc Louis (pictured above). Complete with an unquenchable thirst for victory, as well as a down-on-his-luck, bug-eyed nikka in his corner, Lil’ Mac along with his All-Wise, All-Knowing pocket sambo are poised for victory. But first they must defeat the terrorists, excuse me, boxers in their way:
Glass Joe
The first country Lil’ Mac has to conquer is France, and he does so by knocking out their weakest export Glass Joe. In the game developer’s defense, most French nikkas do be all skinny and shyt like ya boy Joe. However, a few years ago I was in France a day before they celebrated Bastille Day, and summa them white boys was in the street lookin brolic as hell. Methinks that if Lil’ Mac were to run up on Herve and Francois after they had a few drainks in ’em, they’d bust that ass…..on to the next one (c) De La Soul:
Von Kaiser
Lil’ Mac continues his war on terrorism by traveling to Germany and defeating their champion Von Kaiser. I guess Mac still had beef w/Germany from the way they handled WWII, so he carries his patriot rage into the ring and beats this nikka pretty easily. I will say that I ain’t never seen a German with the handlebar moustache, but I’m guessing the developers only gave him that kinda moustache because the Hitler/Charlie Chaplin joint they originally had didn’t make it past the censors. Our award tour continues with:
Piston Honda
Piston Honda is one of the most puzzling characters in “Punch-Out.” He’s supposed to be Japanese, but I always thought he was just a nikka in the service who was stationed in Japan. (He DID have porkchop sideburns yo…) I mean, aside from his ‘Japanese’ gibberish in between rounds and a Daniel-san style headband that he wore, Piston always reminded me of this guy from 2 Live Crew:
Maybe Piston Honda was a blacken chinese man (c) Rehdogg…..anyway, our trusty hero Lil’ Mac defeats the jap and keeps trekking on to Spain where he meets:
Don Flamenco
In order to rid the world of everything that is not pure and white and godly, Lil’ Mac rages war against a Spanish homosexual named Don Flamenco. (Don’t believe he’s gay? The nikka comes out with a rose in his mouth and compliments Mario on his hair, yo….the defense rests…) I don’t know why the developers felt the need to have our hero bash a harmless gay dude, but as the game shows us, the worst is CLEARLY yet to come:
Kaing Hippo
Do I even have to explain this one?
Lil’ Mac beats the living shyt out of a grown ass monkey, fam…..
A MONKEY.
*rolls eyes*
Great Tiger
In one of the game’s most brazenly stereotypical moments, our hero travels to Bombay, India to fight a man named Great Tiger. As if the genie pants and the tiger references weren’t enough, Great Tiger also comes equipped with (aha!) his very own Mystical Magical Sand****** Turban that enables him to disappear and throw a flurry of dizzying punches. I mean, it seriously doesn’t get anymore stereotypically racist than that. They might as well have had that nikka eatin chicken biryani w/chapati bread in between rounds….
Bald Bull
This guy always confused me. Back then, I had no idea where Turkey was or what the people looked like…..but I figured there was no way they could look like Bald Bull, who looked like a nikka from Cleveland that be workin on alternators and shyt… Overall he was a very scary and menacing fighter tho….complete with the same deranged looking eyes and arched eyebrows as this guy:
Anyways, Lil’ Mac makes short work of the Turk and travels to Russia to take on a drunken commie b*stard:
Soda Popinski
In one of the game’s most bizarre fights, Lil’ Mac takes on a pink-skinned Soviet alcoholic. I dunno why the nikka was pink tho…maybe the developers were trying to tell us about the dangers of drinking…….or being in a ‘Red’ state, perhaps? Anyway, Lil’ Mac beats this nikka and makes Senator McCarthy proud. He then travels back home to fight domestic terrorism…..first stop, South Philly:
Mr. Sandman
On some real shyt, Sandman mighta been the rawest nikka in the game. Although little was known about his background, I think its safe to assume that he was prolly fresh out the joint and had 5 or 6 kids and shyt. Aside from the obvious racial connotations with the name ‘Sandman’ (either a nod to legendary tap dancer Sandman Sims, or a reference to how much nikkas love to sleep), the developers also made Mr. Sandman quite possibly the GREASIEST nikka to ever appear in a video game. Although his victory is not easily won, our Great White Hope triumphs against the darkness and takes a flight out to Cali:
Super Macho Man
For his character to be so vain, this nikka was ugly as shyt yo….Hailing from Hollywood, CA and flexing his pectoral muscles at the start of every round, I imagine that Super Macho Man was the developers’ way of taking a shot at those hippie ass liberal Blue Staters who don’t realize that freedom isn’t free. Once our hero beats this wannabe movie star ass nikka, he and his ace boom c00n Doc Louis prepare themselves for the main event:
Mike Tyson
In his prime, Mike Tyson was probably my favorite boxer EVER. So you could imagine how hard it was for me to believe that a hoe ass nikka named Lil’ Mac could ever take him out of his game……but as we’ve learned in this game, ANYTHING is possible. I can’t knock the way they designed his character tho…..the nikka was hard as shyt to beat (those first 1:30 secs of round 1 were MURDER…..). Once you defeated Mike (either by knockout, or by getting over 5,000 points and winning by decision), Lil’ Mac went on to become a champion and thus the game’s lesson is made clear: In order for white supremacy to be successful you must rid our beloved country of ******s, Germans, homos, Japs, terrorists and hippos (?).
You a bytch ass nikka, Lil Mac. You and your foot shufflin ass trainer get the Tigallo Gas Face:
because it isn't an easter egg?
if dudes had youtube when this came out it would have been told the first week, it wasn't that big of a secret, especially for anyone that put any time in to this classic.
Back then we played games with our friends and shyt, not for likes and daps
if dudes had youtube when this came out it would have been told the first week, it wasn't that big of a secret, especially for anyone that put any time in to this classic.
Back then we played games with our friends and shyt, not for likes and daps
I never seen this, dapped and reppedLOL anyone ever read the article by Phonte where he thinks Punch-Out might be racist? shyt had me dying back in the day......
In Retrospect, Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out…
First off, let’s examine the main character, Little Mac (henceforth ******ized as ‘Lil’ Mac):
Like I said before, the Great White Hype character is nothing new, but “Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out” takes this archetype to whole new levels by giving Lil’ Mac a c00nishly illustrated trainer named Doc Louis (pictured above). Complete with an unquenchable thirst for victory, as well as a down-on-his-luck, bug-eyed nikka in his corner, Lil’ Mac along with his All-Wise, All-Knowing pocket sambo are poised for victory. But first they must defeat the terrorists, excuse me, boxers in their way:
Glass Joe
The first country Lil’ Mac has to conquer is France, and he does so by knocking out their weakest export Glass Joe. In the game developer’s defense, most French nikkas do be all skinny and shyt like ya boy Joe. However, a few years ago I was in France a day before they celebrated Bastille Day, and summa them white boys was in the street lookin brolic as hell. Methinks that if Lil’ Mac were to run up on Herve and Francois after they had a few drainks in ’em, they’d bust that ass…..on to the next one (c) De La Soul:
Von Kaiser
Lil’ Mac continues his war on terrorism by traveling to Germany and defeating their champion Von Kaiser. I guess Mac still had beef w/Germany from the way they handled WWII, so he carries his patriot rage into the ring and beats this nikka pretty easily. I will say that I ain’t never seen a German with the handlebar moustache, but I’m guessing the developers only gave him that kinda moustache because the Hitler/Charlie Chaplin joint they originally had didn’t make it past the censors. Our award tour continues with:
Piston Honda
Piston Honda is one of the most puzzling characters in “Punch-Out.” He’s supposed to be Japanese, but I always thought he was just a nikka in the service who was stationed in Japan. (He DID have porkchop sideburns yo…) I mean, aside from his ‘Japanese’ gibberish in between rounds and a Daniel-san style headband that he wore, Piston always reminded me of this guy from 2 Live Crew:
Maybe Piston Honda was a blacken chinese man (c) Rehdogg…..anyway, our trusty hero Lil’ Mac defeats the jap and keeps trekking on to Spain where he meets:
Don Flamenco
In order to rid the world of everything that is not pure and white and godly, Lil’ Mac rages war against a Spanish homosexual named Don Flamenco. (Don’t believe he’s gay? The nikka comes out with a rose in his mouth and compliments Mario on his hair, yo….the defense rests…) I don’t know why the developers felt the need to have our hero bash a harmless gay dude, but as the game shows us, the worst is CLEARLY yet to come:
Kaing Hippo
Do I even have to explain this one?
Lil’ Mac beats the living shyt out of a grown ass monkey, fam…..
A MONKEY.
*rolls eyes*
Great Tiger
In one of the game’s most brazenly stereotypical moments, our hero travels to Bombay, India to fight a man named Great Tiger. As if the genie pants and the tiger references weren’t enough, Great Tiger also comes equipped with (aha!) his very own Mystical Magical Sand****** Turban that enables him to disappear and throw a flurry of dizzying punches. I mean, it seriously doesn’t get anymore stereotypically racist than that. They might as well have had that nikka eatin chicken biryani w/chapati bread in between rounds….
Bald Bull
This guy always confused me. Back then, I had no idea where Turkey was or what the people looked like…..but I figured there was no way they could look like Bald Bull, who looked like a nikka from Cleveland that be workin on alternators and shyt… Overall he was a very scary and menacing fighter tho….complete with the same deranged looking eyes and arched eyebrows as this guy:
Anyways, Lil’ Mac makes short work of the Turk and travels to Russia to take on a drunken commie b*stard:
Soda Popinski
In one of the game’s most bizarre fights, Lil’ Mac takes on a pink-skinned Soviet alcoholic. I dunno why the nikka was pink tho…maybe the developers were trying to tell us about the dangers of drinking…….or being in a ‘Red’ state, perhaps? Anyway, Lil’ Mac beats this nikka and makes Senator McCarthy proud. He then travels back home to fight domestic terrorism…..first stop, South Philly:
Mr. Sandman
On some real shyt, Sandman mighta been the rawest nikka in the game. Although little was known about his background, I think its safe to assume that he was prolly fresh out the joint and had 5 or 6 kids and shyt. Aside from the obvious racial connotations with the name ‘Sandman’ (either a nod to legendary tap dancer Sandman Sims, or a reference to how much nikkas love to sleep), the developers also made Mr. Sandman quite possibly the GREASIEST nikka to ever appear in a video game. Although his victory is not easily won, our Great White Hope triumphs against the darkness and takes a flight out to Cali:
Super Macho Man
For his character to be so vain, this nikka was ugly as shyt yo….Hailing from Hollywood, CA and flexing his pectoral muscles at the start of every round, I imagine that Super Macho Man was the developers’ way of taking a shot at those hippie ass liberal Blue Staters who don’t realize that freedom isn’t free. Once our hero beats this wannabe movie star ass nikka, he and his ace boom c00n Doc Louis prepare themselves for the main event:
Mike Tyson
In his prime, Mike Tyson was probably my favorite boxer EVER. So you could imagine how hard it was for me to believe that a hoe ass nikka named Lil’ Mac could ever take him out of his game……but as we’ve learned in this game, ANYTHING is possible. I can’t knock the way they designed his character tho…..the nikka was hard as shyt to beat (those first 1:30 secs of round 1 were MURDER…..). Once you defeated Mike (either by knockout, or by getting over 5,000 points and winning by decision), Lil’ Mac went on to become a champion and thus the game’s lesson is made clear: In order for white supremacy to be successful you must rid our beloved country of ******s, Germans, homos, Japs, terrorists and hippos (?).
You a bytch ass nikka, Lil Mac. You and your foot shufflin ass trainer get the Tigallo Gas Face: