Ms. Elaine
Spoiled Brat
About a month ago, I met some guy while I was running some errands and this dude was helping me out so I humored him with some conversation. It was all friendly at first but then he started to simp.
Anyway, long story short, the convo turned to healthy eating and I was talking about how I cook most of the shyt I eat. Anyway, this dude ends up inviting himself over to my place for a date.
He was like, "you should cook for me sometime, I'd like to learn" and I was like
"sure". Then he asked to exchange numbers and I was like 
"yeah, whatever". I was trying to say and do everything that I could to remove myself from this situation.
On Valentine's Day this dude sends me a creepy ass text with a kissing emoticon and I just about died.
I ignored that shyt, obviously.
Anyway, this week this dude sends me a text talking about, "I can't wait for that dinner.
"
UGH. I'm about to have my number changed.
Guys, listen up, 9 times out of 10, a girl is not into you - she's just trying to be nice and she doesn't mean half the things she said. Learn to read between the lines and understand body language. Our mouths may be saying one thing but best believe our body language is saying something else.
Anyway, long story short, the convo turned to healthy eating and I was talking about how I cook most of the shyt I eat. Anyway, this dude ends up inviting himself over to my place for a date.
He was like, "you should cook for me sometime, I'd like to learn" and I was like
"sure". Then he asked to exchange numbers and I was like "yeah, whatever". I was trying to say and do everything that I could to remove myself from this situation.On Valentine's Day this dude sends me a creepy ass text with a kissing emoticon and I just about died.
I ignored that shyt, obviously.Anyway, this week this dude sends me a text talking about, "I can't wait for that dinner.
" UGH. I'm about to have my number changed.Guys, listen up, 9 times out of 10, a girl is not into you - she's just trying to be nice and she doesn't mean half the things she said. Learn to read between the lines and understand body language. Our mouths may be saying one thing but best believe our body language is saying something else.
Some of you dudes are