why do Somalians always gotta remind you they from Somalia?

[charmander]

"i just went to the movies and saw that new x-men"

somalian: in somalia the movie theaters are much cheaper, you could have saw x-men and another movie for that price, picture quality woulda been better too


"i'm thinking about driving down to the store, i need a few things"

somalian: did you know in Somali culture you're only allowed to drive if it's to your wedding? we don't waste our time or resources frivolously


"damn did you see Lebron go off for 40 the other night, that nikka is a beast"

somalian: he would have only scored 11 in Somalia, we don't play weak jareer defense


like we get it, we know yall are somali...we can usually tell you're somali from a block away without ever speaking to you...why you gotta hit us over the head with it all the time?

@malcolmxxx_45
@Fefe
@BocaRear
@shuuk
@Meadow
@Broke Wave
@guccibased
@Somalilander
@Bricktop

is it just Somali pride? or is Somalia a lowkey utopian paradise that nobody else is up on?

 

[Fefe]

man, char. we're not cool anymore.

 

[mortuus est]

lool in london Somalians get dissed the most, we dont even consider them black or african

.

 

[charmander]

man, char. we're not cool anymore.

nayaa don't be like that

 

[Fefe]

nayaa don't be like that

how dare you tag me with that thing

i am objecting to the tags breh

 

[Trajan]

LMAO

FOH with this lowkey mockery thread....

"i'm thinking about driving down to the store, i need a few things"

somalian: did you know in Somali culture you're only allowed to drive if it's to your wedding? we don't waste our time or resources frivolously

Why do habeshas hate on Somalis @charmander .... @Elle Driver

 

[charmander]

LMAO

FOH with this lowkey mockery thread....






Why do habeshas hate on Somalis @charmander .... @Elle Driver

i got nothin but love for somalis, i just noticed this shyt over the years and thought it would be a good thread since somalis are runnin the coli right now

 

[Fefe]

char, i already put one habesha on my ignore list. don't be the next.

 

[charmander]

how dare you tag me with that thing

i am objecting to the tags breh

i was just tryna think of all the somali posters, i didn't mean to offend you

i'll make sure not to tag you with @Broke Wave anymore

 

[Fefe]

i was just tryna think of all the somali posters, i didn't mean to offend you

i'll make sure not to tag you with @Broke Wave anymore

lol you know i ain't talking about broke.

but speaking of broke....he better control his somalians. they're putting his info out there.

 

[Groanman]

Cubans do that a lot in Miami.

Cuban-American: "Een Q'ba, If you have fie dollah, that wood get you a beeg playuv blaa bean, torteeyah, sa'laad, sheeken, and 3 bottles of Corona!"
Me: "Man, that's amazing. Why are you here in Miami then?"
Cuban-American: "Becauw I need fie dollah."

 

[Soundwave]

Off topic, I just realized that Cait Sith is @charmander's avi now

Come give me a hug, dad

 

[charmander]

lol you know i ain't talking about broke.

but speaking of broke....he better control his somalians. they're putting his info out there.

word on the street is them tinychat somalis are lurking toronto waiting to run into him

 

[Trajan]

i got nothin but love for somalis, i just noticed this shyt over the years and thought it would be a good thread since somalis are runnin the coli right now

Every thread is Somali now

Btw I think it's just nomadic culture to be proud. But the bad thing is...it never ends...coz if you go to Somalia itself where everyone is Somali...the focus then becomes their clan...then within clans it's sub-clan rivalry

Very antagonistic ppl.

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

Cubans do that a lot in Miami.

Cuban-American: "Een Q'ba, If you have fie dollah, that wood get you a beeg playuv blaa bean, torteeyah, sa'laad, sheeken, and 3 bottles of Corona!"
Me: "Man, that's amazing. Why are you here in Miami then?"
Cuban-American: "Becauw I need fie dollah."

Sounds just like the Dominicans in NY and the Ricans in Philly