Why do white dudes like flat booties...

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White men for the most part are pedo's so they prefer their women to look like little boys. I thought this was common knowledge...

:shaq2:

Sometimes, I'll see a white girl from the front and be like :takedat:

Then I'll see her from the back and be like :why:

Happens way too often...with all kinds of girls...have me like :mindblown:

But for real some of these chicks aint got no ass at all, tbh don't get how dudes can like that...I can handle no t*ts, but no booty? :beli:
 
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I'm white as hell and I can't co-sign the flat ass movement.

I've heard white dudes say shyt like "her ass is perfect" and then you look over at it and there's nothing there. Not to mention the chick was skinny as hell.

Then a white girl I work with saw another white girl with a fat ass in sweatpants and was like "Look at how big her ass looks in those sweat pants"

So I'm like "She's just accentuating her positive", and she's like "That's a positive?":scusthov:

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I don't think they're as into the ridiculous thumpers that a lot of black guys are into.

This is the answer.

Curvy is fine for most of my white friends, but they prefer a pretty face and a toned body.

Girls with large hips is a turn off to most because she looks out of shape. Even a hint of cellulite means your banging an out of shape chick or a chick that will gain 40 pounds once you wife her.
 
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the white man is a boy lover by nature....
along with the fact that they gotta hug the plate due
to them short bats...
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No work going balls deep in them sugar walls

:obama: makes sense. That's the other benefit to a chick with no azz. 2 inches and you're in "deep". Where as a black girl with a thick azz, if you're not at least 5-6 inches, I don't think she gon' feel much.
 

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I know they can't help it, but I had a waitress at Logan's the other day whose ass literally DIPPED IN. It was like the letter C. When she sit down you can put your arm through the tunnel she made with the seat. You could play jenga with that shyt.

I was just :wtf:

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I honestly don't know any one that thinks Tara Reids ass is acceptable (accept maybe some asian cats.....)
 

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Maybe yall just grew up different. Its like the smaller & tighter the booty, the more yall :shaq: shyt's disgusting bruh :scusthov: Help me understand what's appealing about this?

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:laugh: Its a cultural thing and its less of what they like but more of what they dont like. To them the typical non-Caucasian women is thick aka "fat" which they attribute to laziness and having a bunch of babys which they them cant take care of etc etc etc , so if your dating/married a to chick thats "fat" like that to them ur dating a black or Hispanic chick , white women in order to keep they men happy have conformed to this standard that's why most those anorexic and bulimic chicks are white

:pachaha: but because a lot of them racial standards have been broken down and white girls love to fuk them some non white dudes, you had the invention and embracing of pawgs :wow:
 
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