Why do women eat like retards?

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God dam I've noticed this and it's really annoying. My girl will be eating the same dam little ass strawberry for like 3 minutes. Taking small ass bites like a rat and shyt. I be wanting to smack food out of her hand. I'll have my burger and fries and shyt and crush in like 10 minutes. 30 minutes later she's on her last french fry, not even touching her burger yet wtf?

This applies to like every women I know. I can't be the only one to notice it
 
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She gotta be able to eat with me. I know what I do hate are the ones who want to go to nice places and you spend hella bread on the meal, and then they take one bite and it's "I'm full :mjpls:"

shytTTTTTTTT you better eat that whole entree FOH :ufdup:
 
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Cuz females are so much smaller then us. Even the biggest female will be eating less than a tiny dude.

And other than that idk. I think they're legit retarded or something like you said. I eat food for sustenance. So when i get it i nash it down and move on. Females really do be sitting there eating the same snack for three hours. Picking off the tiniest little pieces and shyt.
 
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