John Mayer
In your atmosphere
Here’s what I really want to do at 22: fukk a girl and then, as she’s sleeping in bed, make breakfast for her. So she’s like, “What? You gave me five orgasms last night, and you’re making me a spinach omelet? You're the shyt!” So she says, “I love this guy.” I say, “I love this girl loving me.” And then we have a problem. Because that entails instant relationship. I’m already playing house. And when I lose interest she’s going to say, “Why would you do that if you didn’t want to stick with me?" then all of sudden I become the bad guy.


