Without fail, every time I get a full blooded cac uber driver, the inside of his whip smells like musty socks. And they're always mad creepy. Last uber driver had a sign in his car that said "if I get one star, I get fired. Five stars, I keep my job"
and then when he dropped me off at my cousin's house he parked in front of his crib and ate crackers and Vienna sausages in his car
. Dog take that shyt to a supermarket parking lot or some shyt. Dude was sweaty too like he just finished a pint of old grand dad or something. Black or Latino uber driver's cars be smelling delicious and they usually cool as hell. Playing the most current music too. I had a cac uber driver that had the devil went down to Georgia by the Charlie fukking Daniels band playing the last time. I ain't trying to hear that shyt man 


