Why Don't White People Wash They Hands After They Sh!t?

Dameon Farrow

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Facts. Like I couldn't live with myself if I didn't wash my hands after doing anything in the bathroom, much less shytting. Like you just wiped your ass...hopefully. Use the soap and water.

People make a b line straight for the door. Spreading germs like it's candy to everybody they get near. And it is most definitely a thing with white folks.

Edit : I do everything I can to avoid direct contact with the door handle when I leave a public bathroom for this reason. People are just nasty...

I usually keep the paper towel I dried my hands off with as a barrier and dispose after I exit.
 

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I never understood it brehs.....Call me a germaphobe but if i use the bathroom, i'm washing my hands for a good 30 seconds, grabbing paper towels (don't use air dryers it spreads bacteria), drying my hands, using the paper towels to turn off faucet, then using them to open the door if I have to use the handle. Don't touch any of it w/my hands.

Got mofos blowin up stalls, comin out, adjusting their belt n shyt, lookin in the mirror then dippin out bare hands n all.......:hhh::scust:

Be at work dem expecting me to shake their hands n shyt....fukk that I tell everyone "I don't shake hands''
 
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