Why is it absurdly easy to cross up older people?

[Dont@Me]

I went ballin at the local YMCA and it was youngs vs olds. I told them I stomps senior citizens all day . They aggressively checked the ball and told us they got unresolved issues that are older than us whippersnappers
I say ok and take the ball

First play of the game, I dribble and full sprint straight towards the same old head with the attitude. He looked like a deer in headlights, like .
I pull up and pull the brakes on em (skkkrrrrrt!) and did a stutter stepped on that ho that would make AI proud . Tell me why he wobbled in slow mo and fell for a minute straight like

Legs up in the air bootyhole spread wide open and all

Me and the team cry laughing as we ran away with our ball and leave as we hear the ambulance sirens coming . I ain't tryna get caught up in no RICO case, so we bounced

 

[10bandz]

stop trying to be @Buckeye Fever

 

[Ghost Utmost]

The answer is

You lose strength and speed as you get older

Funny how young people think they are in a separate group than older people.

G-d willing you'll live long enough to get your answer.

As far as old heads talking smack and thinking they can overpower people in their prime: they are also misguided.

 

[Dont@Me]

The answer is

You lose strength and speed as you get older

Funny how young people think they are in a separate group than older people.

G-d willing you'll live long enough to get your answer.

As far as old heads talking smack and thinking they can overpower people in their prime: they are also misguided.

Fuk them old heads

 

[VegetasHairline]

 

[skyrunner1]

The answer is

You lose strength and speed as you get older

Funny how young people think they are in a separate group than older people.

G-d willing you'll live long enough to get your answer.

As far as old heads talking smack and thinking they can overpower people in their prime: they are also misguided.

Balance also.. Just overall athletic ability. Especially if you outta practice.. Look at even the top elite athletes at the top of their field, by like early to mid 30s they are done.

 

[The BasedFather]

Off topic but how is the YMCA pool? Looking for somewhere to swim

 

[Collateral]

I went ballin at the local YMCA and it was youngs vs olds. I told them I stomps senior citizens all day . They aggressively checked the ball and told us they got unresolved issues that are older than us whippersnappers
I say ok and take the ball

First play of the game, I dribble and full sprint straight towards the same old head with the attitude. He looked like a deer in headlights, like .
I pull up and pull the brakes on em (skkkrrrrrt!) and did a stutter stepped on that ho that would make AI proud . Tell me why he wobbled in slow mo and fell for a minute straight like

Legs up in the air bootyhole spread wide open and all

Me and the team cry laughing as we ran away with our ball and leave as we hear the ambulance sirens coming . I ain't tryna get caught up in no RICO case, so we bounced

Ayooo

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Old heads make my crossover look like prime AI

 

[Fiji Water]

This is elder abuse

 

[MajesticLion]

 

[SunZoo]

Why is the thread title so fukking funny to me

Diabolical work

 

[keond]

You lose speed and coordination when you get older

 

[Mowgli]

Don't wanna hurt our groin.

U'll see

If you don't start stretching in your mid 30s get ready for your final thrill

 

[Dont@Me]

Off topic but how is the YMCA pool? Looking for somewhere to swim

Do you mind swimming in PISS?