Why Is This Cac Woman Sitting On Oprah?

[ChatGPT-5]

you still trying to justify a wikipedia article

aight man, make it what you want

https://sites.hks.harvard.edu/fs/mbaum/documents/OprahEffect_JOP.pdf

harvard

 

[Dad]

https://sites.hks.harvard.edu/fs/mbaum/documents/OprahEffect_JOP.pdf

harvard

still no evidence of her flexing power, breh.

 

[QU Hectic]

...Cause Ryan Phillipe threw her to this bushes and she needed that emotional support that only O could give ?

 

[MikeyC]

The overall photo:

it's an exposed set, symbolism.
Oprah as Mammy.

The two chicks as Massa's daughters.

Hanks as Massa.

Jordan as Massa's favorite slave butler who may or may not be Oprah's son, house negro one.

Zendaya as The reigning Tragic Mullato, Massa's daughter not necessarily Oprah's, house negro two. She is indulged for now cuz of Daddy. She'll be sold when there's a use for her to be sold.

The redhead is Massa's sister who's a whore. (Those shoulder straps are classic Madame X.)

The woman at her feet is the secret tragic mullato everybody whispers about, but she'll escape by passing.

Harrison is the alcoholic nobly titled cousin with no money fukking the sister on some golddigger steeze.

Gal Gadot is a visiting exotic houseguest from overseas who's a virgin in spite of her overseas-ness.

The two dudes beside her are wealthy politicians who may or may not be academicians, third sons trying to woo her so they find reasons to come to Hank's house more.

We can go further.

Jordan is the secret ally of the second tragic mullato and helps her break free.

Harrison is the Gay Deceiver trying to bring ruin to the house through the sister because Hanks has the life he wants and he thinks Jordan is uppity for his station. He may fukk Zendaya and get her pregnant but that's optional and outsude of the redhead's own plans.

The redhead is trying to fukk Jordan but Jordan ain't stupid.

The redhead hates Gal Gadot because Gal gets all the men, and Jordan and Gal are a big misunderstanding away from people thinking they're fukking. Once that happens redhead goes from trying to fukk Jordan to trying to fukk Jordan over for the audacity of rejecting her for Gal. The twist is she's only thinking about it, it's one of the daughters on Oprah's lap who stabs the knife home cuz she couldn't tell Jordan she wanted him from afar, that's not what proper ladies do.

Hanks is oblivious to what's going on in his own house because privilege. He thinks he earned what he has. He has a secret but it's not as important as he fears or Harrison wants it to be. No one currs, basically.

Oprah knows exactly what's happening but she has to play a role. When she snaps, it's going to be worse than Stephen.

If this wasn't TLR, I'd think these posts were meant to be taken as a joke.



My guy outchea creating slave fanfiction out of a worthless Hollywood magazine covers.

 

[JadeB]

The overall photo:

it's an exposed set, symbolism.
Oprah as Mammy.

The two chicks as Massa's daughters.

Hanks as Massa.

Jordan as Massa's favorite slave butler who may or may not be Oprah's son, house negro one.

Zendaya as The reigning Tragic Mullato, Massa's daughter not necessarily Oprah's, house negro two. She is indulged for now cuz of Daddy. She'll be sold when there's a use for her to be sold.

The redhead is Massa's sister who's a whore. (Those shoulder straps are classic Madame X.)

The woman at her feet is the secret tragic mullato everybody whispers about, but she'll escape by passing.

Harrison is the alcoholic nobly titled cousin with no money fukking the sister on some golddigger steeze.

Gal Gadot is a visiting exotic houseguest from overseas who's a virgin in spite of her overseas-ness.

The two dudes beside her are wealthy politicians who may or may not be academicians, third sons trying to woo her so they find reasons to come to Hank's house more.

I know we are tired of slave movies but I feel like that one would be the GOAT

 

[Cabbage Patch]

Jesus Christ this thread reminds me one time on LSA when those hoes used this image as proof that Julia Roberts was getting smashed by Hollywood brehs. She's on a breh's arm, leaning on a breh and has black clothes = confirmed.

Julia Roberts and Denzel were smashing during The Pelican Brief.



Idris is the new Denzel.



Julia married 'down' because she wanted to and was in love, not because she was looking for a come up. Julia is singular in that regard.

Why Julia on that cover anyway? What was she in that year? Should have been Lupita.

 

[NoChillJones]

Oprah is the mother of Hollywood and the man is purposely put in the background...the photo is paying homage to women in Hollywood by centering Hollywood's most powerful woman. Putting Tom Hanks a power play in his own right was purposely done as well.

 

[MarcMan]

I'm usually the last person to say this but I really don't think it's that deep brehs.

 

[CHICAGO]

The overall photo:

it's an exposed set, symbolism.
Oprah as Mammy.

The two chicks as Massa's daughters.

Hanks as Massa.

Jordan as Massa's favorite slave butler who may or may not be Oprah's son, house negro one.

Zendaya as The reigning Tragic Mullato, Massa's daughter not necessarily Oprah's, house negro two. She is indulged for now cuz of Daddy. She'll be sold when there's a use for her to be sold.

The redhead is Massa's sister who's a whore. (Those shoulder straps are classic Madame X.)

The woman at her feet is the secret tragic mullato everybody whispers about, but she'll escape by passing.

Harrison is the alcoholic nobly titled cousin with no money fukking the sister on some golddigger steeze.

Gal Gadot is a visiting exotic houseguest from overseas who's a virgin in spite of her overseas-ness.

The two dudes beside her are wealthy politicians who may or may not be academicians, third sons trying to woo her so they find reasons to come to Hank's house more.

LMAO

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[bucks3115]

Who cares
That cac culd still get this D

 

[ChatGPT-5]

still no evidence of her flexing power, breh.

Ok this denial now is crazy. A billionaire with no power, and an effect named after them and studies in harvard highlighting said effects, jesus fukking christ.

Never mind, useless billionaire with no power, no clout, she better stay in her place before massa locks her up for coughing.

AAs even hand their billionaires Ls. Then again it explains the thread.

 

[Dad]

Ok this denial now is crazy. A billionaire with no power, and an effect named after them and studies in harvard highlighting said effects, jesus fukking christ.

Never mind, useless billionaire with no power, no clout, she better stay in her place before massa locks her up for coughing.

AAs even hand their billionaires Ls. Then again it explains the thread.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

 

[Dad]

I said something about Gates in here? I don't get it