Why isn't there bras for balls?

[Ray_Ray]

Ive always had saggy ass balls but its been getting worse as the years pass. I don't understand why they haven't made these for men yet? nikkas wanna have firm, nicely shaped balls too. Also wanna keep em from swangin in my shorts when I play ball.

 

[Kisame]

 

[HookersandIceCream]

You can get boxer briefs

 

[Crakface]

Ive always had saggy ass balls but its been getting worse as the years pass. I don't understand why they haven't made these for men yet? nikkas wanna have firm, nicely shaped balls too. Also wanna keep em from swangin in my shorts when I play ball.

You're gonna need a bra for your jaw after someone knocks your chin loose.

 

[yomamasmellikehotdogwater]

I just wear tight jeans.

 

[DarlingNikki]

LMAO.

 

[Ms.CuriousCat]

You're gonna need a bra for your jaw after someone knocks your chin loose.

 

[Ray_Ray]

You can get boxer briefs

Yeah but those don't compact your balls the way a bra would. nikkas should be able to go the mall to get their balls sized and get a bra that fits. It would also add a whole other dimension to our sexuality. bytches would be like "Whats your balls bra size ?"

 

[Ray_Ray]

 

[Ray_Ray]

LMAO.

You don't understand our struggle. You got beautiful perky ass t*ts thx to ur bras .

 

[Xtraz2]

Yeah but those don't compact your balls the way a bra would. nikkas should be able to go the mall to get their balls sized and get a bra that fits. It would also had a whole other dimension to our sexuality. bytches would be like "Whats you balls bra size ?"

 

[Ray_Ray]

I just wear tight jeans.

Again, those don't provide enough compactness. I even tried meggings to no avail. I might start a kickstart or sumthin.

 

[Ego Noir]

Cause compacting your balls means hotter balls.

Hotter balls are terrible for sperm count.

The reason why at certain times they hang low is cause your body is too hot so your sack is trying to preserve the life of the nut.

Obligatory no homo though

 

[DarlingNikki]

You don't understand our struggle. You got beautiful perky ass t*ts thx to ur bras .

Bras don't help the perkiness of your breasts, studies show that women who don't often wear bras have perkier breasts. And if you knew anything about me you'd know that i don't like bras.

Gravity is making your balls sag, not lack of support.

 

[yomamasmellikehotdogwater]

Yeah but those don't compact your balls the way a bra would. nikkas should be able to go the mall to get their balls sized and get a bra that fits. It would also had a whole other dimension to our sexuality. bytches would be like "Whats your balls bra size ?"

Lmao I can just imagine that:

Hoe: Baby what's your balls bra size?
Nikka: Doubble DD's gurl

Hoe: