WHY THE FLATS ARE THE BEST PART OF CHICKEN WINGS (YES, BETTER THAN THE DRUMS), EXPLAINED

[Sleepy Walker]

Didnt read that, but 'flats' generally have more skin so they are more flavorful (and fattier). They require more effort (have to use two hands), and if you eating some saucy ass wangs you gotta use a whole roll of paper towels for them joints.

 

[STEVE]

SENOR FROG'S IN DORMONT? Damon Young usually writes good articles for VSB but I do NOT cosign this one. I also prefer drums and eat both kinds with one hand. My favorite wings in Pittsburgh are at Gooski's in Polish Hill. I am craving some now.

 

[Therht]

Flats for fried and dipped

Drums for being fluffy clouds of batter vessels

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

eating wings right now too

 

[the cac mamba]

gimme flats all day good flats>>>>>>>> good drums

didnt know drums were preferred

 

[eastside313]

my mom actually makes me trade with her if i have flats on my plate. idk what it is but you're right.

Same thing my wife does. We get buffalo wing appetizer, I eat the drums she eat the flats. She even goes a step further and will eat a chicken thigh but not a leg.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

gimme flats all day good flats>>>>>>>> good drums

didnt know drums were preferred

The drums are usually easier to eat the meat off. Bite, rip, devour.

The flats tend to have more meat though, but require a bit more work around the bones. Typically requires some sucking motion, and that ain't so sexy to be sucking on a chicken bone and shyt in public. Prefer to eat my wings in private.

 

[Da Jungles]

Flats

I'm eating wings tonight!

 

[Therht]

When you buss ya tongue thru the gap on the flats it's like cunniwingus

 

[Illuminatos]

If you can pull out the bone on the flat and eat the entire thing in one bite.

 

[King Crimson]

When you buss ya tongue thru the gap on the flats it's like cunniwingus

Perfect way to describe it.

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Gotdamn I want some Dinosaur BBQ right the fukk now!!!!

I love the flats but its almost a tease cause there aint enough meat. Drumsticks make you feel like a man!

My wife Haitian her mom eats the whole wing bone and all. She leave chicken dust on the plate.

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Flats>>>> country folks should know this.....

I thought I made a poll on this. But since we arguing about chicken tonight. There can only be ONE.