why the fukk am i at church?

[Im Kemet Rocky & I like penis]

my fukkin kinfolk dragged me to church..

at 3:00 pm bruhs..

this shyt is horrible..

like they are talking about nothing...

@Kemet_Rocky this shyt is annoying af..

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Listen to pastors go ape shyt over no more than 4 verses in the bible for 2 hours brehs

 

[Captain Crunch]

Talk to some of the females afterward
Or receive those blessings nikka

 

[Tunez]

Take a nap if you a real G

 

[Freedman]

Man church hoes is extra friendly, you can't find that shyt nowhere else better spit when you get the chance.

Plus you can listen to the bible stories as just some good as stories and shyt. The whole Moses tale is my shyt right now

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Church/religion in 2014?

 

[Detroit Wave]

believe in the all powerful imaginary skyfather brehs

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

I finally watched that documentary "Jesus Camp".....

Couldn't get through it all. Jesus.

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Man I can only imagine being dragged to church in 2014.

After you've scouted the bytches and jammed to the choir what is there to do?

I'm too blunt and candid. It would be so hard not to be disrespectful

 

[Software]

I finally watched that documentary "Jesus Camp".....

Couldn't get through it all. Jesus.

I just looked up the description and trailer for this movie and it sounds to me like they were creating a cult of "Soldiers for Jesus" akin to the religious fanatic suicide bombers and terrorists who view themselves as "Soldiers for Allah". Telling kids they have prophetic powers...
Pretty sure I saw some combat training in that shyt too.

Can't believe you managed to watch even a portion of that bullshyt.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

cuz thats where the biggest devils be at

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

I just looked up the description and trailer for this movie and it sounds to me like they were creating a cult of "Soldiers for Jesus" akin to the religious fanatic suicide bombers and terrorists who view themselves as "Soldiers for Allah". Telling kids they have prophetic powers...
Pretty sure I saw some combat training in that shyt too.

Can't believe you managed to watch even a portion of that bullshyt.

I know- we got through maybe 20 minutes and gave up. It reminded me a little of my upbringing- hence, why I am an atheist.

 

[Gains]

go to church for the thots

 

[Quarterback]

Walk out if you a real G

Fixed.

 

[Software]

Fixed.

Walk out if you a real G

Lmao that's disrespectful as fukk...I like it.