Why The US Is Really 12 Nations (Not 50 States)

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I lived there for a few years, some of the best times ever
U just letting me know u never lived in Miami

Never been to Florida Classic weekend

Never attended a Florida/Miami football game

Never cruised around Tampa Bay in a pirate ship

Street parties that go past 4am and the rooftop after parties til it's past lunch time


Ain't no fukkin way Michigan is seeing Florida in any caliber outside of having seasons.


Maybe u like riding atvs all through the city cause that's all day in Detroit, red lights and street lanes are just optional suggestions down there in pothole city



I live here now I ain't talking bout yesteryear
 

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U just letting me know u never lived in Miami

Never been to Florida Classic weekend

Never attended a Florida/Miami football game

Never cruised around Tampa Bay in a pirate ship

Street parties that go past 4am and the rooftop after parties til it's past lunch time


Ain't no fukkin way Michigan is seeing Florida in any caliber outside of having seasons.


Maybe u like riding atvs all through the city cause that's all day in Detroit, red lights and street lanes are just optional suggestions down there in pothole city



I live here now I ain't talking bout yesteryear
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Been to Miami several times, never lived there of course. My brother(and cousin) lived there for a little bit. I enjoyed my time there too. Maybe I enjoyed Michigan in a different time, and it may have changed while you were gone I dont know.

Miami was nice too, I dont hear good things about it anymore. Enjoyed it also back in the day when visiting my brother and cousin. They both dont live there anymore. Heard from friends it's not as fun as it used to be because of all you outiders(j/k). Heard it's way more expensive and people were more friendly there years ago but not as friendly now.
 

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Michigan and Florida are so different it really is like two separate countries, even after taking weather for account

Michigan is basically Mississippi with interstates and more lanes on the highways. The roads are beyond fukked. Huge personal brand new trucks everywhere not for towing/work purposes giving side roads more weight than they can handle. People hunting rac00ns and rabbits (yes, this includes black people. A lot of wannabe southerners around here, only been down south for family vacation. Heard about something called a southern beat down, lived two decades never heard that term til I moved here, still don't really know what it means. What is a southern beating and how is it different from getting beaten up here?)

Racism is so bad I've had problems just walking through parking lots, white women see me and get right back in the car and lock the door. One time I needed help with a parking meter lol, downtown Detroit Grand avenue. Had to ask the local crew walking down the street for help, that's how I found out about casino parking. The white lady parked behind me refused to get out her car until I was gone. It's a always a code being announced if I so much as walk into a suburban dollar store which is followed by extra people popping up by the register when I check out, usually one by the door. I've asked for my money back immediately after payment numerous times, I don't steal and ask anybody in loss prevention, the white women love stealing cause nobody looks at them. Seen 5/6 cars at a time run red lights, only to see a police officer behind me to the right checking my plate. fukk the red light runners, gotta check my plates. Even Detroit has a gentrified area, corktown, good grief those white folks look at me like Satan has arisen and I'm stealing souls.

The highways have at least 4 lanes in each direction, the population here is not transient and there accidents all over the damn place, stupid Americans crashing into stupid americans. Be careful driving around Detroit in a nice car, people will try to run into you for insurance money. fukk the car shows, you'll see a Corvette driver acting like he's somebody :mjlol:, outside of that these cars here in Michigan are some of the ugliest rust buckets you ever want to see. A good majority would not be allowed on the road in states with inspections. People can't pay their rent but have brand new factory stock vehicles, like bruh there's 3 people in your apartment complex with the same exact vehicle your not doing anything special

The women are hideous. 4s are 9s around here. Big fat ones with glasses. Never seen so many brehs attracted to fat ugly white women, that's like a fetish. If they look good they have kids or their racist, take your pic

Educational system is pathetic. Everything is so damn hard to a lot of people in Michigan not cause living here is hard, it's cause they stupid with bad attitudes.

Go up north at the wrong time and u either get hunted by horseflies or bear witness to thousands of dead deer carcasses bleeding all over the cars. Everywhere. Every car has a dead deer during deer hunting season. Then they snack on squirrels and rabbits while they wait for the deer to cook.

This the state where that kid got shot through the door cause he was lost asking for directions in Rochester hills

Florida is modernized. Michigan is 1952. Florida has diverse nightlife scenes, black and white people attending a sports game is what counts as a diverse crowd around here. Then u got the arabs who imitate black language and they really mocking people when they do it but people swear to God the gas station attendant is their homeboy. Meanwhile they ready to shoot you cause u merged into their lane. Like the door dash driver who got killed on 8 mile and Woodward


They tried to kidnap the governor and it's not even a news story. People in the woods up north screaming make America great again when they live around nothing but white Americans and for some reason they can't figure it out. Yes Billy, it's Pedro down in Miami fault that you are a piece of shyt living in squalor outside Mackinaw city. It's the immigrants, not your dumb ass Billy it could never be Billy's fault his life is fukked up.


The Detroit Lions :damn::damn::damn:



That's it I'm done. State is falling apart and will continue to do so. Meanwhile u can see the satellite launches from your balcony in Florida. Beautiful women everywhere. Good brand new roads. Racists scared to go into the cities cause of all the Haitians/Puerto ricans hanging out late night. Lamborghinis and Ferraris so prevelant u don't notice them unless they change colors.


I can see this country breaking apart into different factions, we all live in different words maybe it's time to double down and let some of these states fend for themselves.

Gyad DAMN :dead:
 

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Michigan and Florida are so different it really is like two separate countries, even after taking weather for account

Michigan is basically Mississippi with interstates and more lanes on the highways. The roads are beyond fukked. Huge personal brand new trucks everywhere not for towing/work purposes giving side roads more weight than they can handle. People hunting rac00ns and rabbits (yes, this includes black people. A lot of wannabe southerners around here, only been down south for family vacation. Heard about something called a southern beat down, lived two decades never heard that term til I moved here, still don't really know what it means. What is a southern beating and how is it different from getting beaten up here?)

Racism is so bad I've had problems just walking through parking lots, white women see me and get right back in the car and lock the door. One time I needed help with a parking meter lol, downtown Detroit Grand avenue. Had to ask the local crew walking down the street for help, that's how I found out about casino parking. The white lady parked behind me refused to get out her car until I was gone. It's a always a code being announced if I so much as walk into a suburban dollar store which is followed by extra people popping up by the register when I check out, usually one by the door. I've asked for my money back immediately after payment numerous times, I don't steal and ask anybody in loss prevention, the white women love stealing cause nobody looks at them. Seen 5/6 cars at a time run red lights, only to see a police officer behind me to the right checking my plate. fukk the red light runners, gotta check my plates. Even Detroit has a gentrified area, corktown, good grief those white folks look at me like Satan has arisen and I'm stealing souls.

The highways have at least 4 lanes in each direction, the population here is not transient and there accidents all over the damn place, stupid Americans crashing into stupid americans. Be careful driving around Detroit in a nice car, people will try to run into you for insurance money. fukk the car shows, you'll see a Corvette driver acting like he's somebody :mjlol:, outside of that these cars here in Michigan are some of the ugliest rust buckets you ever want to see. A good majority would not be allowed on the road in states with inspections. People can't pay their rent but have brand new factory stock vehicles, like bruh there's 3 people in your apartment complex with the same exact vehicle your not doing anything special

The women are hideous. 4s are 9s around here. Big fat ones with glasses. Never seen so many brehs attracted to fat ugly white women, that's like a fetish. If they look good they have kids or their racist, take your pic

Educational system is pathetic. Everything is so damn hard to a lot of people in Michigan not cause living here is hard, it's cause they stupid with bad attitudes.

Go up north at the wrong time and u either get hunted by horseflies or bear witness to thousands of dead deer carcasses bleeding all over the cars. Everywhere. Every car has a dead deer during deer hunting season. Then they snack on squirrels and rabbits while they wait for the deer to cook.

This the state where that kid got shot through the door cause he was lost asking for directions in Rochester hills

Florida is modernized. Michigan is 1952. Florida has diverse nightlife scenes, black and white people attending a sports game is what counts as a diverse crowd around here. Then u got the arabs who imitate black language and they really mocking people when they do it but people swear to God the gas station attendant is their homeboy. Meanwhile they ready to shoot you cause u merged into their lane. Like the door dash driver who got killed on 8 mile and Woodward


They tried to kidnap the governor and it's not even a news story. People in the woods up north screaming make America great again when they live around nothing but white Americans and for some reason they can't figure it out. Yes Billy, it's Pedro down in Miami fault that you are a piece of shyt living in squalor outside Mackinaw city. It's the immigrants, not your dumb ass Billy it could never be Billy's fault his life is fukked up.


The Detroit Lions :damn::damn::damn:



That's it I'm done. State is falling apart and will continue to do so. Meanwhile u can see the satellite launches from your balcony in Florida. Beautiful women everywhere. Good brand new roads. Racists scared to go into the cities cause of all the Haitians/Puerto ricans hanging out late night. Lamborghinis and Ferraris so prevelant u don't notice them unless they change colors.


I can see this country breaking apart into different factions, we all live in different words maybe it's time to double down and let some of these states fend for themselves.

@badboys11 :picard:

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Been to Miami several times, never lived there of course. My brother(and cousin) lived there for a little bit. I enjoyed my time there too. Maybe I enjoyed Michigan in a different time, and it may have changed while you were gone I dont know.

Miami was nice too, I dont hear good things about it anymore. Enjoyed it also back in the day when visiting my brother and cousin. They both dont live there anymore. Heard from friends it's not as fun as it used to be because of all you outiders(j/k). Heard it's way more expensive and people were more friendly there years ago but not as friendly now.
I've been down to Miami over 10 times just this year alone, I live in Michigan and I have no family in Florida but I'm down there all the time

Miami has always been expensive. U gotta have money to enjoy the good times, but we all 6 figures right so fukk them broke people :pachaha:

U can just sit in a nice area next to the water and people will walk up talking to you in all kinds of different languages. Safe neighborhoods. People love to honk at each other in traffic, that's about it on people not being friendly. I haven't seen a change. Miami Gardens is wild and the stadium needs new ownership, but even still I've met friends in the local neighborhoods just going to the games, people I will go back and visit from time to time

2 different worlds that's why I say the states seem like they're in two different countries
 
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yeah that appalachia in North Texas was kind of a stretch. North Texasn and Oklahoma can kind of merge though.
Only logic I can think of is that many of the whites than came to Texas (that were already born in the U.S.), came from places like Tennessee and Kentucky prior to the Civil War.

Of course it ignores the Comanche/Apache/Wichita Indians already here....the Mexicans already here...the Germans that had their own towns (Luckenbach, New Braunfels etc) and Black folks.
 
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