Why y'all ain't tell me they have MALE housekeeping at hotels now?!

Dont@Me

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I'm at the holiday inn and it's around cleaning time, so naturally, I get on the bed butt naked and start strokin my dikk :mjlit:. It's ten minutes past at this point and I'm considering gettin a refund because they ain't come yet :gucci:



I finally hear, "HOUSEKEEPING! :birdman:"
I think to myself, "damn...this bytch gotta deep ass voice this should be interesting :leon: .
I scream, "come in!!!!! :mjlit:"



I start to stroke it harder for maximum hardness to impress this ho so I'm gettin giddy....but a chubby Mexican dude walks in instead :why:.
He gives me the :merchant: look, does a 360, then walks right back out.

I instantly go limp and turn purple. I scramble to grab my belongings in time, but they kicked me out before I could even leave and now I got nowhere to stay for the night :francis:
 

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"...I scramble to grab my belongings in time, but they kicked me out before I could even leave..."


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"Este es un hotel de Harlem, señor."
 
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