I'm at the holiday inn and it's around cleaning time, so naturally, I get on the bed butt naked and start strokin my dikk
. It's ten minutes past at this point and I'm considering gettin a refund because they ain't come yet 
I finally hear, "HOUSEKEEPING!
"
I think to myself, "damn...this bytch gotta deep ass voice this should be interesting
.
I scream, "come in!!!!!
"
I start to stroke it harder for maximum hardness to impress this ho so I'm gettin giddy....but a chubby Mexican dude walks in instead
.
He gives me the
look, does a 360, then walks right back out.
I instantly go limp and turn purple. I scramble to grab my belongings in time, but they kicked me out before I could even leave and now I got nowhere to stay for the night


I finally hear, "HOUSEKEEPING!

I think to myself, "damn...this bytch gotta deep ass voice this should be interesting

I scream, "come in!!!!!

I start to stroke it harder for maximum hardness to impress this ho so I'm gettin giddy....but a chubby Mexican dude walks in instead

He gives me the

I instantly go limp and turn purple. I scramble to grab my belongings in time, but they kicked me out before I could even leave and now I got nowhere to stay for the night
