Why y'all ain't tell me they have MALE housekeeping at hotels now?!

[Harry B]

First time I hear a sex offender (a flasher or any kind) talk about his crimes

 

[High Art]

I'm at the holiday inn and it's around cleaning time, so naturally, I get on the bed butt naked and start strokin my dikk . It's ten minutes past at this point and I'm considering gettin a refund because they ain't come yet



I finally hear, "HOUSEKEEPING! "
I think to myself, "damn...this bytch gotta deep ass voice this should be interesting .
I scream, "come in!!!!! "



I start to stroke it harder for maximum hardness to impress this ho so I'm gettin giddy....but a chubby Mexican dude walks in instead .
He gives me the look, does a 360, then walks right back out.

I instantly go limp and turn purple. I scramble to grab my belongings in time, but they kicked me out before I could even leave and now I got nowhere to stay for the night

 

[JadeB]

Admit to being a sex offender brehs

 

[Dont@Me]

Admit to being a sex offender brehs

I'm a sex DEFENDER

I defend the right to have sex!!

 

[benjamin]

I'm at the holiday inn and it's around cleaning time, so naturally, I get on the bed butt naked and start strokin my dikk . It's ten minutes past at this point and I'm considering gettin a refund because they ain't come yet



I finally hear, "HOUSEKEEPING! "
I think to myself, "damn...this bytch gotta deep ass voice this should be interesting .
I scream, "come in!!!!! "



I start to stroke it harder for maximum hardness to impress this ho so I'm gettin giddy....but a chubby Mexican dude walks in instead .
He gives me the look, does a 360, then walks right back out.

I instantly go limp and turn purple. I scramble to grab my belongings in time, but they kicked me out before I could even leave and now I got nowhere to stay for the night

goofy creh

 

[Yzak]

I don't think any of those maid videos are real

 

[Dont@Me]

I don't think any of those maid videos are real

Ya don't say?