Wife her before you make your first NBA dollar brehs

Kane1

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Congrats to you Gotcha....er I mean Gotcher.
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That boy wants to learn the hard way I see:skip:



Breh needs to get in my NBA baller package:

1. Freeze your sperm at 18 years old:noah:

2. Get vasectomy:smugdraper:

3. From 18-30 ball hard...make all the money you can...knock off all the fine ass models and groupies (with protection - AIDS ain't no joke):whew:

4. 30-40 years old find your self a good women and build some shyt together (maybe start a small carwash/ car dealership) :sas1:

5. Once you know she's the one, get married and pop the top off the frozen sperm and have a family. :whoo:


If you do it right you'll come out on top, taught this to my 16 year old son:win:
 
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