My son will at the very least learn to box. My son will be handing brehs that
work in the school hallways
Then he will be forced to enter seriously in one of two sports. Boxing or basketball.
It will be like a part time job for him at which I will require monthly progress assessments.
If he shows promise, I'm going to be the dad in the gym with the belt 10 PM like

100 more shots
Oh and there is also an education requirement of the Haitian revolution and black American militancy.
And learn at least 1 thing in the arts. Poetry, music, painting whatever.
Other than that he's free to be anything he wants to be

cept gay. No gay sons.