With the Scorpio set to cost $500, will Courtdog even be able to afford one?

Can Courtdog afford the Scorpio?

  • Yes, if he moves into a 2 bedroom apartment in Seat Pleasant

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • No, the man bought a used mattress

    Votes: 8 88.9%
  • Yes, if he sells the Farberware 15pc pots and pans set he bought from Walmart on Black Friday

    Votes: 1 11.1%

  • Total voters
    9

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@PS4 had his heart set on the Scorpio costing $400. He was so excited he couldn't sleep. Now that the $500 price tag has leaked, everything is being put into question.

I'm not asking if Court can afford this in an effort to mock him, or too make me feel better about my finances. $500 is a lot of money for just about any of us. But for an unemployed father of 3, that's a particularly steep price tag. Put yourself in his shoes. Would you be able to justify $500 on an upgraded version of a console you already own? :jbhmm:

He has other financials priorities to put first. :ld:



He's gotta pay off that bunk bed he bought on layaway :manny: (got the twin mattresses used on a come up though:wow::hula:)


He's got a $300-ish car note on a late-model Scion xB :yeshrug: ...the loan was co-signed though so he can take this as a hit :shaq:


Food in DC is expensive and he's gotta grab those Great Value oranges :ehh:


So can Court afford the $500 Scorpio? If not, does the responsibility fall on us, the more fortunate, to get one for him? Do we use GoFundMe? Kickstarter? What is our obligation as a subform? :cape:
 

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I guess I'm getting old but I don't find threads like this funny anymore :flabbynsick:
Yo, it's low-key why I'm trying to be active in posting today.

No way am I letting @PS4 Be the voice of Xbox moving forward and I'll also not cosigning these corny threads.

shyt was 40% funny and 60% tired
 

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fukk GAF but that thread about the price leak has been great to read all day. This is the type of hype microsoft wants going into their meeting.

They definitely won't announce the price until the end. fukkery at it's finest.
 

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500 seems like a good way to say fukk you to sony

But but Microsoft offers more for the same price.


I can't imagine what their next gen system will cost.


The biggest fukk you sony can make is announcing ps5 before Scorpio releases
 
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Courtdog could sell that used mattress and get a blowup Bed and that 60 bucks would go toward his Scorpio/. Which gotta be the dumbest name on a Videogame machine
 

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@PS4 had his heart set on the Scorpio costing $400. He was so excited he couldn't sleep. Now that the $500 price tag has leaked, everything is being put into question.

I'm not asking if Court can afford this in an effort to mock him, or too make me feel better about my finances. $500 is a lot of money for just about any of us. But for an unemployed father of 3, that's a particularly steep price tag. Put yourself in his shoes. Would you be able to justify $500 on an upgraded version of a console you already own? :jbhmm:

He has other financials priorities to put first. :ld:



He's gotta pay off that bunk bed he bought on layaway :manny: (got the twin mattresses used on a come up though:wow::hula:)


He's got a $300-ish car note on a late-model Scion xB :yeshrug: ...the loan was co-signed though so he can take this as a hit :shaq:


Food in DC is expensive and he's gotta grab those Great Value oranges :ehh:


So can Court afford the $500 Scorpio? If not, does the responsibility fall on us, the more fortunate, to get one for him? Do we use GoFundMe? Kickstarter? What is our obligation as a subform? :cape:

good Lord :dead:
 

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The people have spoken :win:

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only way to save face is to fund that kickstarter yourself :hubie:
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