QuarterCenturyLegend
Stoopid Life
I've found it oddly weird that many, (excluding Bulls fans), have made a mockery of what Michael Jordan did with the Wizards. Either you weren't old enough to appreciate his craftiness, never accepted the man being the GOAT, or couldn't help but shake your head at him being in a Wizards uniform. We'll more than likely never see another run like Michael's unless some grossly talented fukker comes in -- soccer is the most popular sport in the United States; all the kids are playing ... we'll never see an undefeated champion, again.
I bring this to the attention of you because what Michael did with his time in Washington should be heavily applauded. Let's take a look back to reality.
Jordan doesn't give a shyt about people, correct? His first season while announcing his return to the NBA, after 9/11, Jordan chose to donate his entire salary to the cause. (How the hell was Michael only being paid $1 million is the bigger question.)
At the age of 38, not only did Michael regain his basketball shape, Michael averaged 22 points per game. Math has taught us to round up when it's 22.9, so we'll just say he averaged 23 points per game. How fukking incredible is that? While smoking cigars, using free & basketball time to play golf, this man was able to average 23 points a game. Before you say, "That's not shyt." ... How many players of the same age have done such?
nikka, I don't care, do the research yourself.
I didn't even include the fukking gambling habit!
The point is, how many players in today's game & the game of past haven't been able to average over 20 points per fukking game?
A lot of fukking players.
Not only that, but the fact that he set records while doing the shyt too? Say it ain't so, Mike. Why you do 'em like that, Mike?
"To make nikkas mad." - Chamillionaire (Can neither confirm or deny this quote as accurate)
Shall we examine what records he did set while playing for the Washington Basketball Team?
(I've received stern e-mails from government officials & a shytload of magicians claiming 'Wizards' is distasteful & inappropriate, so I shall refrain from using the name & hope to see you at the Wizard Man March this coming October to make a change.)
I could keep going but that would be like players telling you how Larry Legend told them he was going to shyt on them & continued to do so.
I've already mentioned the stats of his first season, let's not forget his second season. (He kept all that fukking money. After all, we are talking about Michael Jordan.)
"She looks light enough for me." -- Sources say that Nick Cannon was so irate after asking Mariah who had the biggest dikk she'd ever seen ... Well, you know the rest. God bless Nick Cannon for Wild 'n Out with a question like that.
The point of this is: Don't erase Michael Jordan's Washington Basketball Team history out of your mind, embrace how good he was, at the age he chose to come back, respect the GOAT & what truly added onto his legacy as the GOAT.
Share your Washington Basketball Team stories with Michael at the helm.
@QuarterCenturyLegend encourages you.
"I really hit that, nikka," in an unconfirmed text message to Sir Charles Barkley from His Airness.
I bring this to the attention of you because what Michael did with his time in Washington should be heavily applauded. Let's take a look back to reality.
Jordan doesn't give a shyt about people, correct? His first season while announcing his return to the NBA, after 9/11, Jordan chose to donate his entire salary to the cause. (How the hell was Michael only being paid $1 million is the bigger question.)
At the age of 38, not only did Michael regain his basketball shape, Michael averaged 22 points per game. Math has taught us to round up when it's 22.9, so we'll just say he averaged 23 points per game. How fukking incredible is that? While smoking cigars, using free & basketball time to play golf, this man was able to average 23 points a game. Before you say, "That's not shyt." ... How many players of the same age have done such?
nikka, I don't care, do the research yourself.
I didn't even include the fukking gambling habit!
The point is, how many players in today's game & the game of past haven't been able to average over 20 points per fukking game?
A lot of fukking players.
Not only that, but the fact that he set records while doing the shyt too? Say it ain't so, Mike. Why you do 'em like that, Mike?
"To make nikkas mad." - Chamillionaire (Can neither confirm or deny this quote as accurate)
Shall we examine what records he did set while playing for the Washington Basketball Team?
(I've received stern e-mails from government officials & a shytload of magicians claiming 'Wizards' is distasteful & inappropriate, so I shall refrain from using the name & hope to see you at the Wizard Man March this coming October to make a change.)
I could keep going but that would be like players telling you how Larry Legend told them he was going to shyt on them & continued to do so.
I've already mentioned the stats of his first season, let's not forget his second season. (He kept all that fukking money. After all, we are talking about Michael Jordan.)
"She looks light enough for me." -- Sources say that Nick Cannon was so irate after asking Mariah who had the biggest dikk she'd ever seen ... Well, you know the rest. God bless Nick Cannon for Wild 'n Out with a question like that.
The point of this is: Don't erase Michael Jordan's Washington Basketball Team history out of your mind, embrace how good he was, at the age he chose to come back, respect the GOAT & what truly added onto his legacy as the GOAT.
Share your Washington Basketball Team stories with Michael at the helm.
@QuarterCenturyLegend encourages you.
"I really hit that, nikka," in an unconfirmed text message to Sir Charles Barkley from His Airness.
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