Wokathon: Republican Primary Debate Wednesday, 8/23/2023 - :mjlol:

[mc_brew]

this will be like an n.w.a album without dre & cube.....

anyhow, it's going down on wednesday.... the first republican wokathon of the presidential primary season.... you just know that desanctimonious is going to say woke 500 times... public service announcement -- please don't play the drinking game using that word... we're trying to save lives...

here's the presumed lineup...

ron desanctimonious
vivek ramaswarma
mike "mother" pence
nimrodata haley
tim snot
krispy kreme
doug burnt gum....????
asa thuginson
some non-descript no name brand perry johnson

can snl even parody this clown show with no trump involved....

who wins....? no one... who loses...? all of us...

the strategy for this debate is simple, eat each other alive but lavish trump with praise... you know, the guy they're running against but is too good to show up....

krispy kreme is the only one who will have enough heart to actually go against trump.... let's see how that works out for him....

oh, almost forgot.... the link to politico's write on this: GOP Debates: Who’s in, who’s out

where to watch......? here, that's where: First Republican primary debate on Fox News sets stage in Milwaukee, Wisconsin | Fox News Video

 

[mc_brew]

#catset would like to make an official endorsement of joe biden...... i mean, it's either him or this cast of kkklowns....

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

Hl all stars might have a change of heart after hearing some folksy populists bs

 

[The ADD]

Haley trying to get a word in will be high comedy

 

[MAKAVELI25]

DeSantis and Ramaswamy will be catching strays all night.

It won't make a difference to GOP voters, but Vivek's suspect level of political knowledge will be on full display. He really only sounds smart (in the political realm) to low information voters.

 

[Arianne Martell]

How can we survive this debate if we can’t drink every time pudding fingers says woke ?

 

[mc_brew]

How can we survive this debate if we can’t drink every time pudding fingers says woke ?

we love our fellow hl fam and we just don't want you to get alcohol poisoning.... it's for your protection.... okay, we can strike a deal... you can drink every tenth time desanctis says woke.... who are we kidding, you'll still end up in the hospital with kidney failure.... you simply can't play the drinking game using the word woke... sorry....

 

[the cac mamba]

alternate games

-drink every time trump rage tweets about the debate
-drink every time pence invokes his faith
-drink every time vivek changes his stance
-drink every time christie's out of breath
-drink every time scott gets mistaken for byron donalds
-drink every time haley reminds us her parents were immigrants, to zero applause
-drink every time hutchinson says anything at all

 

[ExodusNirvana]

This is going to be entertaining as fukk

Whole stage filled with shytheads who were only relevant because of that orange turd are gonna spend hours pretending to not be on the same type of time he is while knowing that unless he loses these cases, they'll all be begging to be his running mate by next Spring.

 

[Bleed The Freak]

Yeah this is gonna be an epic shyt show

Woke
Indoctrination
Disney
Ukraine
Hunter Biden
Unjust prosection
Fauci

 

[mc_brew]

Yeah this is gonna be an epic shyt show

Woke
Indoctrination
Disney
Ukraine
Hunter Biden
Unjust prosection
Fauci

i forgot about hunter biden.... @Arianne Martell, that's the name you can use for the drinking game... that will get you nice and zooted without getting too sloppy drunk......

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

How can we survive this debate if we can’t drink every time pudding fingers says woke ?

I don't think our livers can handle a drinking game like that

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

Yeah this is gonna be an epic shyt show

Woke
Indoctrination
Disney
Ukraine
Hunter Biden
Unjust prosection
Fauci

You can probably make some bingo squares off of that

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

How can we survive this debate if we can’t drink every time pudding fingers says woke ?

Word to @the cac mamba drinking is for the mainstream LGBTQ woke agenda.

Edibles and lines is for true patriots, pal.

Edit: I got my money on Krispy DaSlime KremeGawd (pause) Khristie. If Ron can't go 1v1 then doesn't stand a chance against Trump.

 

[Gifted one]

Take a hit off the joint every time you hear the word woke