Woman dies after being impaled by beach umbrella in South Carolina

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Umbrellas don't play around, be careful y'all

Attack of the killer tomatoes vibe.

 

[Doobie Doo]

he threw the umbrella to stop the umbrella

 

[Sex Luthor]

It’s like the umbrella was fuccking with him. Even waited for dude to throw it and then hopped over it. Umbrellas are so smart.

Or that dude is just stupid. Get off the beach? Why he trying to stop it like an idiot

 

[Juggalo Fred]

RIP

 

[NoMorePie]

he threw the umbrella to stop the umbrella

 

[⠀X ⠀]

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Umbrehlla took her on up outta here. Wow.

 

[///Vega+++]

This type of news can only bring nothing but insensitive jokes

And I'm laughing at them



RIP tho