Woman Explains Why Valentine's Day Is For Simps

[WSFGDan]

 

[mortuus est]

dont care, still going to do something nice for my shawty

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

If you all in a relationship then it's ok but I see dudes getting shyt for females they ain't hit yet.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

If you all in a relationship then it's ok but I see dudes getting shyt for females they ain't hit yet.

I used to deliver flowers for a florist. Bringing flowers to people with secret admirers would get awkward as fukk. I'd be cracking jokes with the women on the simps behalf.

The last time I did that gig some dope boy simp came and bought $300 dollars worth of red roses. He thought he was so damn fly. All the other clientele was rich people and none of them was spending that much on perishable goods. Most reasonable people are good with a couple flowers wrapped up nice and they going to wifey.

There's a lot of street nikkaz who are simps on the low. That shyt just shows women you are a lick it isn't impressive.

 

[Nymbus]

with her wishlist in the description

 

[Bickin Back Being Bool]

dont care, still going to do something nice for my shawty

Didn't watch

Yup, me too

Valentine's is friday too, good luck bytch

 

[Antwon Mitchell]

I got something good lined up for my girl next Friday fuk what this 70s Sue Snell from Carrie looking ass talking about

 

[DaPresident]

I don't even want to use the word "simp/simping" now because she made it VERY lame...


what the hell she talking bout?


I cut it off after she started babbling about getting $40. 2 minutes of my life wasted on some racially ambiguous chick talking nonsense.


I was damn near fed up when she started talkin bout her birthday and Lincoln freeing the slaves and black history month...I'm an idiot

 

[Red Shield]

Venti is still around

and she's too ugly to pull off that asian cutie style shyt

 

[semicko82]

Simps getting offended

 

[Vilify]

I used to deliver flowers for a florist. Bringing flowers to people with secret admirers would get awkward as fukk. I'd be cracking jokes with the women on the simps behalf.

The last time I did that gig some dope boy simp came and bought $300 dollars worth of red roses. He thought he was so damn fly. All the other clientele was rich people and none of them was spending that much on perishable goods. Most reasonable people are good with a couple flowers wrapped up nice and they going to wifey.

There's a lot of street nikkaz who are simps on the low. That shyt just shows women you are a lick it isn't impressive.

You lowkey sounding like a hater

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

You lowkey sounding like a hater

you sound like you gifted a stranger flowers that went straight to the trash bin.


and for that breh risking his freedom doing criminal shyt everyday just to simp a bytch is tragic. but I'm a hater.

 

[Hey_zeus]

@1:30 she starts claiming to have the blackest bday. That plus her garbage satire of this idea filled me with

 

[staticshock]

dont care, still going to do something nice for my shawty

word

might take mine to STK that night