Woman tried to give me the wrong number

[John Mayer]

So... I'm at Jewels and I see this black dime girl who is crazy thick and I'm cotdamn i need dat so I walk over to her and this is how the conversation went


Me: aye let me holla at you for minute what's gud I'm Emeka. what's your name?

Her: Tells me her name.

Me: ight let me get your number.

Her: gives me her number 773-XXX-4738

I read it back to her

Me: so it's 773-XXX-4736

Her: yeah that's it.

Me:Really i thought it was 4738 look you lying bytch you think this shyt is funny?


So now I'm following her to the parking lot she tells me that I crept up on her and she was scared that's why she gave me the wrong number. I'm like naw fukk that you not getting away that easy.


I put her on blast in front of everyone and she hurried along to her car

 

[OfTheCross]

nikka you wack.

 

[Action Mike]

engage in street harassment brehs

 

[Mowgli]

That was a wack transition into asking for the number. Maybe you don't look good enough to be so bold....

 

[Remote]

Women are habitual liars, b.



You shouldn't have followed her to the parking lot tho.

 

[the cac mamba]

So... I'm at Jewels and I see this black dime girl who is crazy thick and I'm cotdamn i need dat so I walk over to her and this is how the conversation went


Me: aye let me holla at you for minute what's gud I'm Emeka. what's your name?

Her: Tells me her name.

Me: ight let me get your number.

Her: tells me gives me her number 773-XXX-4738

I read it back to her

Me: so it's 773-XXX-4736

Her: yeah it's it.

Me:Really i thought it was 4738 look you lying bytch you think this shyt is funny?


So now I'm following her to the parking lot

heres where you were supposed to take the L and move on

 

[Couth]

Shoulda slapped that females soul out her t*ts breh. She disrespected you and your entire family. Got your ancestors rolling in their graves as we speak. You just let hre get away with that?


Be a simp brehs.

 

[Ooh Marty]

Yall gon get enough of shaming women into giving yall their number....im totin lil bytch

 

[Remote]

Shoulda slapped that females soul out her t*ts breh. She disrespected you and your entire family. Got your ancestors rolling in their graves as we speak. You just let hre get away with that?


Be a simp brehs.

Yoooooooo

 

[Supercoolmayo]

According to the coli shes on that

 

[The 2020 New Member]

So now I'm following her to the parking lot she tells me that I crept up on her and she was scared that's why she gave me the wrong number. I'm like naw fukk that you not getting away that easy.

I want you to think about this.

 

[Vodun]

I want you to think about this.

 

[Cabbage Patch]

She gonna lie to you, lie back. On some, I thought you said 'x' that's okay we're doing such and such status thing this weekend and I'll give you a call so you can join us. Then turn your back on her.

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

One time when i was like 15 this girl gave me her number. I called it and it was the rejection hotline, she hasn't been seen since

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Women are habitual liars, b.



You shouldn't have followed her to the parking lot tho.

She had to pay for her disrespect

Word to @Wild self