So... I'm at Jewels and I see this black dime girl who is crazy thick and I'm cotdamn i need dat so I walk over to her and this is how the conversation went
Me: aye let me holla at you for minute what's gud I'm Emeka. what's your name?
Her: Tells me her name.
Me: ight let me get your number.
Her: gives me her number 773-XXX-4738
I read it back to her
Me: so it's 773-XXX-473
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Her: yeah that's it.
Me:

Really i thought it was 4738 look you lying bytch you think this shyt is funny?
So now I'm following her to the parking lot she tells me that I crept up on her and she was scared that's why she gave me the wrong number. I'm like naw fukk that you not getting away that easy.
I put her on blast in front of everyone and she hurried along to her car