Women and Their Exes...wtf

[Tha Snowman]

I know I've strung a few out well past their expiration date, even through their current boyfriends, but I'm laying here next to my girl and her phone goes off. It's one of her exes.

Now normally I have a no snooping policy, but it's 4 fukking am. I took a look. I've been seeing this girl a few months now, hooking up at least twice a week. I guess sometimes we all share that girl. This is an excerpt from Saturday. We were together not even 12 hours prior to this.

Tossing this one back as soon as she wakes up. Any suggestions on how to go about it? I wanna have some fun with it.

 

[MikelArteta]

Dump her and get on with your life no explanation needed.

You bring this up the script will be flipped

"you don't trust me"

" It was just a joke you are insecure"

"I thought I was just your Jumpoff not gf"

 

[jalamanta]

Take a shyt on her now

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

now that you know you share her just do what you want to do dont even got to drop her just dont treat her like a princess and all that simp stuff breh breh

 

[Tha Snowman]

Take a shyt on her now

Haha. Hell no. She's in my bed. +rep for not holding back though.

 

[shopthatwrecks]

gave u a test n u fail breh...

 

[Tha Snowman]

Dump her and get on with your life no explanation needed.

You bring this up the script will be flipped

"you don't trust me"

" It was just a joke you are insecure"

"I thought I was just your Jumpoff not gf"

Yeah, you're right. The thing is I know that's the best way to go. It's just a matter of not listening to that voice in my head that says otherwise.

 

[Malta]

Get head from her, play the above song, and tell her to kick rocks once she's done.

 

[jalamanta]

Haha. Hell no. She's in my bed. +rep for not holding back though.

Can you take a pic of this now though? We gotta see whats the fuss about.

 

[Tha Snowman]

now that you know you share her just do what you want to do dont even got to drop her just dont treat her like a princess and all that simp stuff breh breh

Already don't. Probably why she's not claiming it. Heh. But that's a definite possibility.

 

[jalamanta]

Yeah, you're right. The thing is I know that's the best way to go. It's just a matter of not listening to that voice in my head that says otherwise.

The best way really is to fukk her in degrading manner and after you cum on her tell her to gettafukkouttahere. She will feel like shyt for a bit. But only for a bit.

 

[Tha Snowman]

Can you take a pic of this now though? We gotta see whats the fuss about.

Here's one already on imageshack. Not trying to pop a flash on her.

Spoiler

Edit: Just so you know it's not

Spoiler

 

[MikelArteta]

Yeah, you're right. The thing is I know that's the best way to go. It's just a matter of not listening to that voice in my head that says otherwise.

Yup I know breh we've all been played one time or another, you show this text she will deny it, you'll be called insecure, she will blabber to her friends how you went through her phone and "misinterpret a text"

You will be guilt tripped and think you did something wrong.

No explanation needed

The worse thing from that text sequence she had 5 hours but still said no.

Your just the rebound the safe guy she's stringing along and keeping around by giving up her vagina.

I'm sure her ex was such a "loser", and she hated him right

By saying nothing being distant and dumping her you have the power.

By admitting you "snooped" and find out you share her most likely and she's talking to her ex that she doesn't have a man you show that you care you are jealous and insecure in her distorted mind frame/

 

[Malta]

The best way really is to fukk her in degrading manner and after you cum on her tell her to gettafukkouttahere. She will feel like shyt for a bit. But only for a bit.

Actually, from personal experience the coldest way to treat a woman is to flat out ignore them. They don't really know how to deal with you being interested one minute, and then flat out acting like they don't exist the next. I've had issues in relationships where I just lose interest out of nowhere and will stop talking to people....


If he really wants to get her back, act like everything is fine today, then treat her like she doesn't exist tomorrow.

 

[kevm3]

Man just man up and kick this broad to the curb. Don't reward her with sex or play any games and don't let her linger in your mind. Man up and tell her it's over and that she needs to get her stuff and get out.

This is why we be telling cats, you better do research on your woman. Them negroes talking about you better just trust your baby and believe she will do the right thing are going to have you caught up.