Women Drivers Unappreciation

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So I get a text message from my girl last night

"I got in a car accident, everyone's ok"

:snoop:

Turns out its a fender bender, been with her four years, and I'm always giving her shyt about her driving. I'm just surprised this is the first accident and I'm glad she didn't run over a pedestrian. :ld:

She comes home afterwards whining about her deductible

:stopitslime:

"You should have thought about that before you rear-ended someone"

:yeshrug:

Wanna make another comment about how I drive like your grandmother?

:umad:

I do drive responsibly when I have passengers/ or I'm around pedestrians. But when I'm alone on an open road :lawd: rowing through them gears
 
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To be fair though the best driver I know is a female friend of mine.

Usually I'm on the edge of my seat when a bytch is driving but this one is different.

She's aggressive as fukk and I'll just be in the passenger seat chilling. Streets in Boston don't make no damn sense and the maneuvers she'll pull out in heavy traffic have me

:ohhh:

I was talking to my other friend about it and we agreed that she's definitely on some The Transporter type shyt.

:wow:
 
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Melt_Man said:
To be fair though the best driver I know is a female friend of mine.

Usually I'm on the edge of my seat when a bytch is driving but this one is different.

She's aggressive as fukk and I'll just be in the passenger seat chilling. Streets in Boston don't make no damn sense and the maneuvers she'll pull out in heavy traffic have me

:ohhh:

I was talking to my other friend about it and we agreed that she's definitely on some The Transporter type shyt.

:wow:
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yeah everyone wants to say nyc/jersey got the worst/aggressive drivers but nothing beats boston. Half those streets have no street signs or even stop signs its almsot every man for themselves. Honestly most of my female cuz out there are pretty decent. My other female cuz from miami be on some fast and furious ish.
 
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dabestkeptsecret said:
yeah everyone wants to say nyc/jersey got the worst/aggressive drivers but nothing beats boston. Half those streets have no street signs or even stop signs its almsot every man for themselves. Honestly most of my female cuz out there are pretty decent. My other female cuz from miami be on some fast and furious ish.
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Exactly, the cabs in NYC do be trying to run over your ass but most major cities are laid out on a grid and its easy to get from one place to another. Then you got a city like Boston where the streets simply don't make no damn sense at all and drivers are on some :bustback:
 
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Today she's on the phone tlking to her insurance rep "I'm at a rotary and the woman in front on me started to go and then she stopped short and I hit her."

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Why can't a bytch just take responsibility and say I rear ended someone
 
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