jwonder
Superstar
Ok. I'm kind of taken back on this one, because I've never encountered this ever before in life. It's late and my liquor store is closed. shyt really its early, everything closes early in AZ. But bum ass Walmart is open and they sell liquor. I'm just trying to cop some Grey Goose when I this chick that looks like the stereotypical IG thot. Pointy nose, arched eyebrows, etc. Why do these broads all look the same these days. 
is behind me and starts conversation. I have zero interest in chicks that look like this because they are broke and dumb for the most part.
Me(to the cashier): Do you have Grey Goose?
Her: You trying to get turn't up tonight
Me: Naw not really
Her: My bf likes Grey Goose
Me: That's nice.
Her: I like your t shirt. Did you go to FSU? My bf is from Jax and that's his team.
Me: Really? Cool I did. Your bf likes a great team.
At this time the cashier comes back and says no sorry we don't have Grey Goose. We have Kettle One though. I'm like
He's like sorry. So he ran up my other items. The bytch says something I didn't really hear.
Cashier:
Me: What
Cashier: The young lady said to add her groceries to yours.
Me:
Hell fukk NO!!
Her: You were going to buy a bottle of Goose and you can't get my groceries?
Me: You must've have bumped your head. Stay off social media. In reality you come across an OG like me we going to tell you to suck a dead man's dikk before we pay for your groceries, bytch please.
Her: Whatever. You should be happy I spoke to you.
Me: Are you on crack? I'm from Miami, not AZ. Chicks like look a millions better than your broke ass down there and I wouldn't pay for their shyt either if they are a complete stranger.
The few people in line were laughing and also the cashier.
So are guys actually doing this
Even if the broad tells you she has a bf from the gate
I must say I hate the fatherless fagot generation even more if they are. This is some straight outlandish shyt. I'm curious to see if any of you brehs ever had that happen.
is behind me and starts conversation. I have zero interest in chicks that look like this because they are broke and dumb for the most part. Me(to the cashier): Do you have Grey Goose?
Her: You trying to get turn't up tonight
Me: Naw not really
Her: My bf likes Grey Goose
Me: That's nice.
Her: I like your t shirt. Did you go to FSU? My bf is from Jax and that's his team.
Me: Really? Cool I did. Your bf likes a great team.
At this time the cashier comes back and says no sorry we don't have Grey Goose. We have Kettle One though. I'm like
He's like sorry. So he ran up my other items. The bytch says something I didn't really hear. Cashier:
Me: What
Cashier: The young lady said to add her groceries to yours.
Me:
Hell fukk NO!!Her: You were going to buy a bottle of Goose and you can't get my groceries?
Me: You must've have bumped your head. Stay off social media. In reality you come across an OG like me we going to tell you to suck a dead man's dikk before we pay for your groceries, bytch please.
Her: Whatever. You should be happy I spoke to you.
Me:
Are you on crack? I'm from Miami, not AZ. Chicks like look a millions better than your broke ass down there and I wouldn't pay for their shyt either if they are a complete stranger. The few people in line were laughing and also the cashier.
So are guys actually doing this
Even if the broad tells you she has a bf from the gate
I must say I hate the fatherless fagot generation even more if they are. This is some straight outlandish shyt. I'm curious to see if any of you brehs ever had that happen.
she was probably hurt, why she even think you was gonna buy her shyt anyway
Only did it after they gave me their address.
